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Gamer. Historical costumer. Proto game author. Very amateur cartographer. #TeamOrca. #TeamBear. And other stuff.

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Looks like my local theater pulled the Thursday showings of Melenia & offered people replacement tickets for Friday. Yes. People had tickets

Oddly the 1:15pm showings are the only ones with worrisome attendance. The other 3 are few to none

After Saturday all showings drop to few or none
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Here's the seat maps for the opening night showings of Melenia. There's 4 seats reserved in total

I'm in a red place where the flags and signs have been displayed proudly. Seems like that doesn't translate into watching this hot mess
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Buy a domain, set up your site, write away

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January 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
THEY'RE REARRANGING MY GROCERY STORE!

I'm traumatized! And confused!

Even worse is they have things in temporary locations whileitt happens

Why? Why do they do this to us?
January 27, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Still trying to get dug out after the storm. We only got 8 inches of snow but it's far more than I can deal with myself

We dont get many big storms & I don't go out much so mostly I wait until it melts

This ain't melting any time soon
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
What I think/hope was a plane went overhead

Both the cat & I looked up

When it passed we looked at each other

The cat asked "mrr?"

I agreed that it was probably a plane

I think I need sleep...
January 26, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Almost everything in my city is closed b/c of weather, as it should be. We're under an essential travel only advisory

One restaurant said their "eager staff" wanted to come in so they're open. They're getting quite roasted in the comments
January 25, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I'm so giddy! @gailsimone.bsky.social followed me back!

I'm either doing something right or I'm doing something terribly wrong. Possibly both

Viva the red-headed troll bear!
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Post a great Jorts song from your Playlist:

Jorts in my Valise
post a great jorts song from your playlist:

I would do anything for love (but I won't wear jorts)
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:

Is There Something I Should Jorts?
January 21, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Time to buy some anti-paparazzi clothing

www.amazon.com/PAODIKUAI-Re...
January 21, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Yass. 46% savings on my grocery shopping through loyalty card savings & store coupon

I only bought 2 things but darn I saved money on them
January 21, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I'm a fan of the apps and websites that still have the bird button
“Follow us on X”

I’d rather pluck out my eyeballs and serve them as hors d’oeuvres
January 20, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I did a little "squee" sound when I say Gail reposted my reply. I messed up the hash tag, of course
Ha!
"Why Don't We Get Drunk and Bamf"

"NightcrawlerASong
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I have an emotional support abdominal hernia

It fits perfectly into my cupped hand. It's warm. It's soft. It's always there when I need it. I grew it myself so it's eco friendly

(It's not causing me any problems so there's no need to fix it at this time.)
January 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Random memory of the olde days when every entertainment device had its own remote control

I added a pocket calculator to the pile

Watching someone get angry when it wouldn't change the channel was great
January 18, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Reposted by Roll for Sanity
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Popeye's is such an interesting franchise

You either get the most helpful and nice staff ever or people who do everything they can to get rid of you

There is no in between

It makes me wonder about their hiring process

Tonight it was the second type
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
My ex's uncle was a farmer & didn't believe in "wind chill"

He had 2 values:

1: Cold
2: Fucking cold
who called it wind chill instead of holy fucking shit what the fuck
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
My newly velcro cat recognizes 2, and only 2, valid reasons for her to move off me with minimal fuss:

1: My need to use the bathroom
2: Timer noises from the kitchen

Any and all other attempts to explain are deemed unworthy of her giving up her place
January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I find it mildly amusing that I live in a place where wind gusts, and occasionally just wind, exceed my house window warranty

Yes. The warranty explicitly states the maximum covered wind speed
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I would like to remind Gov Walz that he staged the National Guard to protect Minnesota

If what's happening now isnt enough to deploy them, what is?
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Take every person involved with ICE, from the top down, & sling them into those privately owned prisons we're forced to use

Keep them there until every single person they've kidnapped gets due process under 2024 laws

Then Nuremberg their asses
January 14, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Timeline cleanse

The reason I can't change into my jammies when it's lounging time
January 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
CW: Pet scare

I get home & my 15 year old cat is curled in a ball on my pajamas, not responding to me calling for her, & eyes cracked open

Yeah. I thought the worst

She woke up tho, accepted petting, then finished her nap. She's with me on the couch now

Eldery pets are stressful
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
My local community FB group posts about protests. I go through the comments and block all the bootlickets

They may be in my community but shunning is a valid option

I don't care that I won't see what else they post, no matter how harmless

They've shown who they are
January 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM