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Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack
December 23, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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secretly feeding ozempic to my rival farmer's prize hog so that my hog wins the blue ribbon for fattest hog at the county fair
December 22, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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Sometimes you just need to eat a bunch of French fries about it
December 19, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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The fattest elephant ever is 117 lbs
December 14, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Raise your hand if you got a Friday 13th tattoo today !!!
December 14, 2024 at 7:04 AM
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joe biden could go down as the most beloved president in history if he pardons the CEO shooter
December 9, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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Do people born after 2000 know about the hamster dance
December 6, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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i don’t know anything about technology so for all i know 1080p is the highest quality video has ever gotten and can ever get
December 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 4:46 PM
My fav genre of art is drawings of people that are drawn by people who can’t draw people
December 2, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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doing this to his dick
November 30, 2024 at 9:25 AM
If anyone needs me I’ll be in the highest room of the tallest tower, just scheming
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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idk who needs to hear this but i'm in love with you
November 27, 2024 at 7:30 AM
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It's too bad you can't smoke a cigarette while pumping gas because how cool would that look
November 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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id be getting wacky with a lighthouse. Id use it for pranks and stuff. Some captains wouldnt have a sense of humor about it tho
November 24, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I need more accounts to follow so lemme know if you’re funny or not
November 25, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I wish I could make all my friends problems go away, once and for all
November 24, 2024 at 6:55 AM
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you can post jokes on here if you want. it's legal
November 22, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Rollerskates here to remind you that sometimes things don’t have to be perfect they can just be good enough and that’s that
November 20, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Gotta get used to posting my thoughts again, what do you guys wanna hear
November 20, 2024 at 8:32 AM
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Daily bunny no.2778 is sneaking out
November 19, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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Serious baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.
November 18, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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Here is a nice mushroom
November 17, 2024 at 4:42 PM