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Rocky Boulders
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· Dec 15
@weirdalyank.bsky.social it’s definitely livin in the fridge
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There is a large coronal hole facing Earth right now that is currently sending fast solar wind towers Earth! We may feel the first effects as early as August 17 or 18. It’s possible we see G1 or even G2-level storming and mid-latitude aurora. The moon will be less bright, too. Who’s ready?
August 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
There is a large coronal hole facing Earth right now that is currently sending fast solar wind towers Earth! We may feel the first effects as early as August 17 or 18. It’s possible we see G1 or even G2-level storming and mid-latitude aurora. The moon will be less bright, too. Who’s ready?
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when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you because the abyss has to poop
August 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you because the abyss has to poop
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what
Sen. Hagerty on his legal rationale for not counting undocumented immigrants in the census: "There's a constitutional interpretation I think that has been misapplied that goes back to slavery days and what portion of a person is going to be counted."
August 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
what
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Don’t generate paintings.
Paint degenerates instead.
Paint degenerates instead.
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Don’t generate paintings.
Paint degenerates instead.
Paint degenerates instead.
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August 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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A federal judge has sentenced former Congressman George Santos to 87 months in prison over multiple wire fraud and identity theft charges in connection with his 2022 run for Congress. (via @wshupublicradio.bsky.social)
Former Congressman George Santos to serve 7 years in federal prison
A federal judge in Central Islip sentenced the ex-congressman Friday to the maximum sentence of 87 months in prison over multiple wire fraud and identity theft charges in connection with his 2022 run ...
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April 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
A federal judge has sentenced former Congressman George Santos to 87 months in prison over multiple wire fraud and identity theft charges in connection with his 2022 run for Congress. (via @wshupublicradio.bsky.social)
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday. According to witnesses, the 44-year-old former Fox News host wandered through the lunchroom and took slow, deliberate steps past tables filled with jovial military officers […]
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April 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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Because the economy is NOT the #1 priority.
April 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Because the economy is NOT the #1 priority.
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Scientists still can't figure out why.
April 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Scientists still can't figure out why.
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“While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” said Trump
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Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
WASHINGTON—In response to market panic about his new wide-ranging tariffs, President Donald Trump reportedly offered Wall Street assurance Friday that he would soon go back to just fucking over poor people. “While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” […]
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April 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” said Trump
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Neither a fruit nor a vegetable.
April 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Neither a fruit nor a vegetable.
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The Shining City on a Hill has turned into a steaming pile of shit.
April 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Shining City on a Hill has turned into a steaming pile of shit.
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for First Aid Beauty KP Bump Eraser Body Scrub. I always carry this in my first aid kit. My neighbor was shot in the leg last week. They had to amputate, but by the time the paramedics arrived I had his skin looking bump-free.
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April 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for First Aid Beauty KP Bump Eraser Body Scrub. I always carry this in my first aid kit. My neighbor was shot in the leg last week. They had to amputate, but by the time the paramedics arrived I had his skin looking bump-free.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DVH7YZ2...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DVH7YZ2...
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That's so depressing.
January 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
That's so depressing.
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He must have played the Lion King game.
January 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
He must have played the Lion King game.
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I never fully grasp how many weirdos exist in the world until I open social media and it’s like a parade.
January 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I never fully grasp how many weirdos exist in the world until I open social media and it’s like a parade.
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I hope that the meteor really destroys everything. I don’t want future archaeologists to know we were saying stuff like this
January 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I hope that the meteor really destroys everything. I don’t want future archaeologists to know we were saying stuff like this
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explaining the numerous benefits of revolving doors (in great detail rising to a crescendo) to a person who called me unhinged
January 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
explaining the numerous benefits of revolving doors (in great detail rising to a crescendo) to a person who called me unhinged
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
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January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
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I fear there is deep truth here.
January 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I fear there is deep truth here.
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That's crazy.
January 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That's crazy.