RockTeethMothEyes
@rockteethmotheyes.bsky.social
I hate the Internet for ruining my favorite thing (the Internet).
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Simogo Legacy Collection from @simogo.com. Giveaway closes on December 6th at 6 PM PT
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 Steam codes for Simogo Legacy Collection from @simogo.com. Giveaway closes on December 6th at 6 PM PT
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
Game is available now for Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Steam simogo.com/work/simogol...
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Cook Serve Forever courtesy of @chubigans.bsky.social (Giveaway ends on August 5th, 6 PM PT)
1.0 launch available now on Steam and out on eShop, PSN, and Xbox store.steampowered.com/app/1928090/...
1.0 launch available now on Steam and out on eShop, PSN, and Xbox store.steampowered.com/app/1928090/...
August 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Cook Serve Forever courtesy of @chubigans.bsky.social (Giveaway ends on August 5th, 6 PM PT)
1.0 launch available now on Steam and out on eShop, PSN, and Xbox store.steampowered.com/app/1928090/...
1.0 launch available now on Steam and out on eShop, PSN, and Xbox store.steampowered.com/app/1928090/...
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People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.
July 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.
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"There is blue cafe with cat on window where I born, yes? We go to the cafe for birthday, for Christmas, when we have no food, lady at cafe she feed me and my brother. I would rather watch this cafe burn to the ground than put you in this game."
[Sitting back down on the bench] "Ok, say less."
[Sitting back down on the bench] "Ok, say less."
June 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"There is blue cafe with cat on window where I born, yes? We go to the cafe for birthday, for Christmas, when we have no food, lady at cafe she feed me and my brother. I would rather watch this cafe burn to the ground than put you in this game."
[Sitting back down on the bench] "Ok, say less."
[Sitting back down on the bench] "Ok, say less."
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We are almost exactly one month out from WHO'S A GOOD BOY which means you guys get to meet some of our playable characters. Meet GRANDMA, the oldest dog in the world
May 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We are almost exactly one month out from WHO'S A GOOD BOY which means you guys get to meet some of our playable characters. Meet GRANDMA, the oldest dog in the world
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Creature Keeper by Fervir Games. Giveaway ends on May 11th at 6 PM PT.
Out now on Steam for $13.49 (10% off launch discount) store.steampowered.com/app/1826710/...
Out now on Steam for $13.49 (10% off launch discount) store.steampowered.com/app/1826710/...
May 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Creature Keeper by Fervir Games. Giveaway ends on May 11th at 6 PM PT.
Out now on Steam for $13.49 (10% off launch discount) store.steampowered.com/app/1826710/...
Out now on Steam for $13.49 (10% off launch discount) store.steampowered.com/app/1826710/...
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happy 5th anniversary to the best tweet of the last decade
April 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
happy 5th anniversary to the best tweet of the last decade
THIS WALLET IS TOILET-PROOF, UNLIKE WALLETS PREVIOUS.
March 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
THIS WALLET IS TOILET-PROOF, UNLIKE WALLETS PREVIOUS.
I ONLY DON'T CARRY A NOTEBOOK WITH ME BECAUSE ITS TEDIOUS. BUT MY WALLET IS HUGE. I'M NEVER GETTING A SMALL WALLET AGAIN.
March 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I ONLY DON'T CARRY A NOTEBOOK WITH ME BECAUSE ITS TEDIOUS. BUT MY WALLET IS HUGE. I'M NEVER GETTING A SMALL WALLET AGAIN.
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Christmas Eve reminder that those Santas you see in malls ARE the real thing. Every one of them is a genuine present-delivering Santa because there's not just one Santa, Santa is a hive organism. That's how all the presents get delivered. I'll explain:
December 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Christmas Eve reminder that those Santas you see in malls ARE the real thing. Every one of them is a genuine present-delivering Santa because there's not just one Santa, Santa is a hive organism. That's how all the presents get delivered. I'll explain:
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Okay, yeah, more of you need to be trying Mini Mini Golf Golf
December 14, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Okay, yeah, more of you need to be trying Mini Mini Golf Golf
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ok one more "how we do it on bluesky" re: "block, don't engage." it's not that anybody wants to tell you what to do -- it's that we collectively realized that this is what works. it works really great! zero, zero response needed. just block! don't argue at all with dickheads! try it! you'll see.
November 16, 2024 at 2:32 AM
ok one more "how we do it on bluesky" re: "block, don't engage." it's not that anybody wants to tell you what to do -- it's that we collectively realized that this is what works. it works really great! zero, zero response needed. just block! don't argue at all with dickheads! try it! you'll see.