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Alex Sanchez
@serioussanchez.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Viewer's guide to the movies I'm in: if you want to see me be depressed in a volkswagen, watch Bug Man on Tubi. If you want to see me be mormon and skinny and charming, watch Chicken House, also on Tubi. To see me be a dumb as dogshit film student and hang out with Bigfoot, watch Elusive on... Tubi
*guy defending trump* well I know HILLARY wasn't doing it
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
*guy defending trump* well I know HILLARY wasn't doing it
Last night at Halloween I drank a diet coke with lime while smoking a menthol cigarette. Scintillating. Refreshing.
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last night at Halloween I drank a diet coke with lime while smoking a menthol cigarette. Scintillating. Refreshing.
I'm in the pond with a boba straw slurpin up my weight in tadpoles
October 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm in the pond with a boba straw slurpin up my weight in tadpoles
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, they said it was fhqwhgads
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” well I asked Harley Cameron and then she pulled out a puppet of me and the puppet asked my question back in a mocking tone
“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked hangman adam page and he called me a dumbass
July 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, they said it was fhqwhgads
Steampunk hacker pulling a bunch of levers really fast
July 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Steampunk hacker pulling a bunch of levers really fast
installing a subwoofer in my car to make the Google maps lady sound taller
July 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
installing a subwoofer in my car to make the Google maps lady sound taller
Rumble The Bison has been spotted at the Red Dog
June 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Rumble The Bison has been spotted at the Red Dog
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The top of every Thunder fan’s Spotify Wrapped is about to be Sam Presti’s Milk Money
June 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The top of every Thunder fan’s Spotify Wrapped is about to be Sam Presti’s Milk Money
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Rumble better get a ring
June 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Rumble better get a ring
Chet needs to be 2-3x fatter
June 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Chet needs to be 2-3x fatter
I actually don't think the three-pointer should be a part of basketball. It's dishonorable
June 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I actually don't think the three-pointer should be a part of basketball. It's dishonorable
Basketball is my least favorite sport I hate the way they dribble up and down the court
June 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Basketball is my least favorite sport I hate the way they dribble up and down the court
They put Patton Oswalt and Jar Jar Martin in X-men
June 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They put Patton Oswalt and Jar Jar Martin in X-men
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Arthur the Aardvark is Latino
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Arthur the Aardvark is Latino
The Oklahoma City Thunder
May 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The Oklahoma City Thunder
You: you better not be the 2001 film adaptation of Herman Melville's famous short story "Bartleby the Scrivener" when I get home
Me:
Me:
May 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You: you better not be the 2001 film adaptation of Herman Melville's famous short story "Bartleby the Scrivener" when I get home
Me:
Me:
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This is extremely stupid. And yet Jamie, @themartinduprass.bsky.social, @serioussanchez.bsky.social, and @zizpa.bsky.social still turned in Grade-A performances.
We love you @clabbergirl.bsky.social
We love you @clabbergirl.bsky.social
Wassup yaaaaaaaalll.
Episode 2 of Clabber Girl is now available to download.
Wherever you get your podcasts.
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Episode 2 of Clabber Girl is now available to download.
Wherever you get your podcasts.
creators.spotify.com/pod/show/dan...
May 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is extremely stupid. And yet Jamie, @themartinduprass.bsky.social, @serioussanchez.bsky.social, and @zizpa.bsky.social still turned in Grade-A performances.
We love you @clabbergirl.bsky.social
We love you @clabbergirl.bsky.social
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'The sheer thudding force of @chatpileband.bsky.social is what’s initially noticeable – and when I say 'noticeable', I mean in the way a plane landing in your kitchen is noticeable.'
★★★★★ for Chat Pile in Glasgow earlier this week
★★★★★ for Chat Pile in Glasgow earlier this week
Chat Pile @ QMU, Glasgow: live review - The Skinny
Impossibly affable Oklahomans Chat Pile bring their mix of barrelling riffs and harrowing storytelling to Glasgow for a show that's equal parts ferocious and fun.
buff.ly
April 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
'The sheer thudding force of @chatpileband.bsky.social is what’s initially noticeable – and when I say 'noticeable', I mean in the way a plane landing in your kitchen is noticeable.'
★★★★★ for Chat Pile in Glasgow earlier this week
★★★★★ for Chat Pile in Glasgow earlier this week
All will fall before the Spirit of the Prairie
April 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
All will fall before the Spirit of the Prairie
let's get lost tonight, you can be my black-caped Bostonite
April 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
let's get lost tonight, you can be my black-caped Bostonite
Got too high at my whaling job and forgot the name for the harpoon gun. I was yelling at the harpoon guy like "Use the rope blaster! Blast rope at him!"
April 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Got too high at my whaling job and forgot the name for the harpoon gun. I was yelling at the harpoon guy like "Use the rope blaster! Blast rope at him!"
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Seeing Kill Tony be on Netflix makes me for real think about like. What were comedy variety shows like in 1933 Germany. Were people just being horrible on stage? I would assume so lol
April 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Seeing Kill Tony be on Netflix makes me for real think about like. What were comedy variety shows like in 1933 Germany. Were people just being horrible on stage? I would assume so lol
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The Kickstarter for GAMER MOM: THE MOM WHO GAMES - live now! - is pleased to offer a special discounted fee for the print edition to a limited number of backers while supplies last! Check out our free ten-page preview to see if it catches your fancy.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/abb...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/abb...
Gamer Mom: The Mom Who Games
32 pages of gorgeous, funny and erudite comic book goodness, like Mama used to make.
www.kickstarter.com
March 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Kickstarter for GAMER MOM: THE MOM WHO GAMES - live now! - is pleased to offer a special discounted fee for the print edition to a limited number of backers while supplies last! Check out our free ten-page preview to see if it catches your fancy.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/abb...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/abb...
Gary Sinise's more virtuous doppelganger, Gary Dext
March 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Gary Sinise's more virtuous doppelganger, Gary Dext