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Alex Sanchez
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Alan Partridge making the same face and having the same haircut as the guy in the quoted picture. Raised eyebrow, hair parted to the side like a guy who doesn't want to think about his hair.
June 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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They put Patton Oswalt and Jar Jar Martin in X-men
June 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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You: you better not be the 2001 film adaptation of Herman Melville's famous short story "Bartleby the Scrivener" when I get home
Me:
The poster for the movie Bartleby, an adaptation of Melville's Bartleby The Scrivener. It features Crispin Glover looking creepy as usual, head in the middle of the frame, with the heads of the other characters and Melville himself swirling around above him. In front of his chest is the title, Bartleby, and underneath the title is the tagline: I would prefer not to.
May 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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let's get lost tonight, you can be my black-caped Bostonite
Ben Affleck, who is from Boston, dressed as Batman, who wears a black cape
April 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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They're calling this guy a mole even though his eyes are WIDE open and he's got rodential bucky teeth instead of a mole's horrible little pointies. If this is a mole then my ass is also a mole
Ged from My Time at Sandrock. He is a furry creature with the body of a mole and the head of a squirrel. He wears a little headlamp and backpack.
April 8, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Solidifying my look for 2024
January 5, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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Hell yeah brother
December 27, 2023 at 12:11 AM
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He's me. He's me!!!
A boy sits at a turntable with each hand on a different colored lobster (their names are Don and Bill, they're his friends). The boy says "hmmm... Either 'Talking Heads' or 'The Albuquerque Fat Boys' Greatest Hits'..." Sunspot and Warlock from the New Mutants, along with Multiple Man, discuss the boy (named Gomi) and his lobsters. Warlock says "Query: Are Don- and Bill-Crustaceans... Sentient beings?" Sunspot says "It would appear Gomi thinks so" Multiple Man says "I've never heard of smart lobsters before..." Gomi is not listening, he is looking at one of his records and saying "This is so annoying! Someone left 'The Bestiyri of Flanders and Swann' out of the dust jacket... And now it's scratched-- right across 'The Hippopotamus'!"
September 29, 2023 at 5:02 PM
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Saw this on Tubi and my eyes turned completely black and my jaw opened so wide my skeleton came out
September 13, 2023 at 2:47 AM
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Boooooring. Call me when he's leashed!
September 9, 2023 at 7:53 PM
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Hell yes. Fuck yes
A ten-foot-tall dinosaur dressed like a cowboy (boots w spurs, two six-shooters in holsters, hat and bandana) menaces Nightcrawler from X-men. The dinosaur: "Wal' ah'll be hornswoggled! It's a mammal! Ah'm Cretaceous Sam, the roughest-toughest, rip-roarinest, rootin'-tootinest varmint west o'-the tar pits!"
September 2, 2023 at 4:40 AM
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Hey check out these engagement pics of me and Jill. Can't wait to get wifed da hell up
A man spinning a woman in the rain. Her dress flares out beautifully from the force of the spin A woman and man standing next to a jukebox. The man is talking about X-men and the woman is amused. A man and a woman are sitting in a booth in a bar. The man is pretending to sleep against the woman's breast. The woman is laughing.
August 7, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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Being very cool on the beach
A man is buried to the neck in sand. He has a mustache and glasses. He has a joint of marijuana in his mouth and someone is lighting it for him.
July 24, 2023 at 3:36 PM
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July 3, 2023 at 12:31 PM
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Okay well if Twitter is going to keep fucking up I guess I have to post X-men here. Check this out, they did Beast sooo dirty at Cyclops and Madelyn Pryor's wedding. Looks like damn Jack Nicholson
July 3, 2023 at 12:18 PM