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Wheel of Randy - A Randy Newman Podcast

Clabber Girl - The Podcast

Tall Person - A Randy Newman Tribute Show

Resident Lauren Canyon Know-it-All
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Wheel of Randy --- strangely popular in Sweden.
On the Bluesky now. Here's a thread of our episodes
@bajonista.bsky.social great name,by the way
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Hooked on Bo Nix worked for me
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Brady says things like this unironically and gets paid
it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning this bills-broncos game
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
There's an old joke: if you want a walkable city, hire a transportation engineer and do the opposite of everything he recommends.

It's weird how I feel that way about POTUS. Surely he'd do **something** I'd agree with.

I mean getting rid of the penny was good, i suppose.
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
It's hacky, I know
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Prince of Peace was taken
Burgum: "President Trump is the king of peace"
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Trust me
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Please pay me 20 dollars for this joke
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Sorry to get political
January 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
One of my older jokes
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Left and right united over the Stupidity of this idea
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.

ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Maybe he's still sore over MN-2016
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Fortunately he has pod racer money
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Burn it all
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
This one goes out to the Xers
January 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Kids these days
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Come on now people
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Hey o
January 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I could do this all day
January 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Tickets going fast!
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM