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Wheel of Randy - A Randy Newman Podcast
Clabber Girl - The Podcast
Tall Person - A Randy Newman Tribute Show
Resident Lauren Canyon Know-it-All
Clabber Girl - The Podcast
Tall Person - A Randy Newman Tribute Show
Resident Lauren Canyon Know-it-All
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On the Bluesky now. Here's a thread of our episodes
Wheel of Randy --- strangely popular in Sweden.
@bajonista.bsky.social great name,by the way
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
@bajonista.bsky.social great name,by the way
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Hooked on Bo Nix worked for me
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Hooked on Bo Nix worked for me
Brady says things like this unironically and gets paid
it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning this bills-broncos game
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Brady says things like this unironically and gets paid
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I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
There's an old joke: if you want a walkable city, hire a transportation engineer and do the opposite of everything he recommends.
It's weird how I feel that way about POTUS. Surely he'd do **something** I'd agree with.
I mean getting rid of the penny was good, i suppose.
It's weird how I feel that way about POTUS. Surely he'd do **something** I'd agree with.
I mean getting rid of the penny was good, i suppose.
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
There's an old joke: if you want a walkable city, hire a transportation engineer and do the opposite of everything he recommends.
It's weird how I feel that way about POTUS. Surely he'd do **something** I'd agree with.
I mean getting rid of the penny was good, i suppose.
It's weird how I feel that way about POTUS. Surely he'd do **something** I'd agree with.
I mean getting rid of the penny was good, i suppose.
It's hacky, I know
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
It's hacky, I know
Prince of Peace was taken
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Prince of Peace was taken
Trust me
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Trust me
Please pay me 20 dollars for this joke
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Please pay me 20 dollars for this joke
Sorry to get political
January 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Sorry to get political
One of my older jokes
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
One of my older jokes
Left and right united over the Stupidity of this idea
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Left and right united over the Stupidity of this idea
Maybe he's still sore over MN-2016
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Maybe he's still sore over MN-2016
Fortunately he has pod racer money
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Fortunately he has pod racer money
Burn it all
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Burn it all
This one goes out to the Xers
January 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This one goes out to the Xers
Kids these days
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Kids these days
Come on now people
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Come on now people
I could do this all day
January 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I could do this all day
Tickets going fast!
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Tickets going fast!