Sentient Anal Beads
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32, They/Them, 18+
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
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you can feel connected to your community and also sad and lonely. you can feel many things at once.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
you can feel connected to your community and also sad and lonely. you can feel many things at once.
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when I say, "the mediocrity engine only makes you stupider," I'm not just being mean. I have witnessed very intelligent people lean on these tools for only a few weeks and become just absolutely soft-brained as a result
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
when I say, "the mediocrity engine only makes you stupider," I'm not just being mean. I have witnessed very intelligent people lean on these tools for only a few weeks and become just absolutely soft-brained as a result
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I'm a software developer, and I have not found generative AI to add any value to my or my team's outputs. I've signed up for every license my workplace has acquired, and I'm pretty sure they've acquired all of them.
the mediocrity engine only makes you stupider.
the mediocrity engine only makes you stupider.
I think that may be the core division here: if you are an author or an artist the cons of generative AI very likely outweigh the pros for you
If you are a software developer the opposite is true
If you are a software developer the opposite is true
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I'm a software developer, and I have not found generative AI to add any value to my or my team's outputs. I've signed up for every license my workplace has acquired, and I'm pretty sure they've acquired all of them.
the mediocrity engine only makes you stupider.
the mediocrity engine only makes you stupider.
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Dear Santa,
I have been a total piece of shit this year. Coal in my stocking is too good for me. What I deserve when you come down my chimney is for you to skitter across my ceiling like a Babadook and drop the Atomic Elbow directly onto my sleeping butthole.
Love,
Timmy
I have been a total piece of shit this year. Coal in my stocking is too good for me. What I deserve when you come down my chimney is for you to skitter across my ceiling like a Babadook and drop the Atomic Elbow directly onto my sleeping butthole.
Love,
Timmy
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Dear Santa,
I have been a total piece of shit this year. Coal in my stocking is too good for me. What I deserve when you come down my chimney is for you to skitter across my ceiling like a Babadook and drop the Atomic Elbow directly onto my sleeping butthole.
Love,
Timmy
I have been a total piece of shit this year. Coal in my stocking is too good for me. What I deserve when you come down my chimney is for you to skitter across my ceiling like a Babadook and drop the Atomic Elbow directly onto my sleeping butthole.
Love,
Timmy
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In the UK -- briefly -- felching overtook the British Royal Family. We have corrupted the entire Anglosphere.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In the UK -- briefly -- felching overtook the British Royal Family. We have corrupted the entire Anglosphere.
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Here's a fun one: this past weekend in Canada, search interest in felching surpassed searches for Tim Hortons.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Here's a fun one: this past weekend in Canada, search interest in felching surpassed searches for Tim Hortons.
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Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
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I'm only doing this for the health of my prostate.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm only doing this for the health of my prostate.
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might just steer this ship into them singing broads
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
might just steer this ship into them singing broads
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arguing with my doctor about a body part that i made up
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
arguing with my doctor about a body part that i made up
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hero's journey gf fool's errand bf
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
hero's journey gf fool's errand bf
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[shits my pants] why would the left do this
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
[shits my pants] why would the left do this
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I dunno, if you were corresponding with him after he was convicted, especially if you were asking for tips on women or planning getaways with him, your reputation deserves to be ruined.
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I dunno, if you were corresponding with him after he was convicted, especially if you were asking for tips on women or planning getaways with him, your reputation deserves to be ruined.
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follow up question:
is that how you talked to the children on the island?
is that how you talked to the children on the island?
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
follow up question:
is that how you talked to the children on the island?
is that how you talked to the children on the island?
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When future historians look back, they won’t call Republicans strategic masterminds. They’ll say Democrats were so incompetent and so corrupt that they kept losing to the craziest people in America rather than give up their grift and actually fight for the working class.
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
When future historians look back, they won’t call Republicans strategic masterminds. They’ll say Democrats were so incompetent and so corrupt that they kept losing to the craziest people in America rather than give up their grift and actually fight for the working class.
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'Gherkinstocks' was right there!
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
'Gherkinstocks' was right there!
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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i am so horny i will die immediately
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
i am so horny i will die immediately
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ok but you forgot to highlight "from his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible"
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
ok but you forgot to highlight "from his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible"