one hand on my beard
one on your beard
one on jesus' mummy cock

when I say, "the mediocrity engine only makes you stupider," I'm not just being mean. I have witnessed very intelligent people lean on these tools for only a few weeks and become just absolutely soft-brained as a result

In the UK -- briefly -- felching overtook the British Royal Family. We have corrupted the entire Anglosphere.

Here's a fun one: this past weekend in Canada, search interest in felching surpassed searches for Tim Hortons.

A house divided

I dunno, if you were corresponding with him after he was convicted, especially if you were asking for tips on women or planning getaways with him, your reputation deserves to be ruined.

follow up question:
is that how you talked to the children on the island?