Robust Flosser
LightNews LightNews
banner
robustflossmore.bsky.social
Robust Flosser
@robustflossmore.bsky.social
250 followers 940 following 1.5K posts
Songs and stories at https://open.substack.com/pub/ohhisteve?r=3b8a3e&utm_medium=ios
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
robustflossmore.bsky.social
Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 18d
They’re The Nillies!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
Meet The Nillies! (Radio Show Theme)
Willy Nilly! Milly Nilly! Billy Nilly! Tilly Nilly!
open.substack.com
robustflossmore.bsky.social
A sad, yet zesty song!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
Issues & Tissues
He bloviated and bothered her/She wished that he would let go/But he would not go away/And now his brain’s evaporated
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reposted by Robust Flosser
812filmreviews.com
No.
A ★★ review of Wicked: For Good (2025)
Somehow this is uglier than the first film. The sense of color, particularly during “The Wonderful” number, is an eye sore. The framing, which doesn’t really know where it wants our eyes to look, is i...
boxd.it
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
This show gonna rock! 🎵

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
Title Song From “Prototype Submersible: The New Musical” (Live Cast Recording)
My career was bullet-proof/My trajectory was irreversible/Until I began doing PR/For that damn guy’s prototype submersible
open.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
He’s living the dream. Kinda. Evolving tune.

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
They Keep My Blues Away
Now I’m all in on this rat race/But I never wanted to compete in it/I didn’t want to have to want so much/I didn’t want to have to try to win it
open.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
Just gettin’ through every damn day. New tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
Confessions Of A Depressed Suburbanite (Xanax, Gin, And Gummies)
The lawn guy raised his price again/He blames the cost of fuel/I’m ordering new countertops/And paying for private schools
open.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
Terrific advice.
josie.zone 🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman 🕎 @josie.zone · 8d
Settling in for the evening with some mellow classical music:
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Reposted by Robust Flosser
robustflossmore.bsky.social
A very relevant and catchy number!

ohhisteve.substack.com/p/his-obviou...
His Obvious Mental Issues (Nashville Remix!)
He wouldn’t go away/And now his brain evaporated/So Tina keeps her distance/And keeps him well sedated
ohhisteve.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
Two tragic marriages and a lot of tears make for a hell of a country tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
His Obvious Mental Issues (Nashville Remix!)
He wouldn’t go away/And now his brain evaporated/So Tina keeps her distance/And keeps him well sedated
open.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
Rockabilly!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
Coffee, Snacks, and Gummies (Spilled Slurpee Remix!)
The rumor at the office/Is another layoff’s coming:I’m almost out of Xanax/And now my nose won’t stop running
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Reposted by Robust Flosser
sundaedivine.bsky.social
Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Reposted by Robust Flosser
lizshannonmiller.com
I know this is far from the most important thing happening in the world, but I saw the new Prime Video movie PLAYDATE last night and I just need people to know that Alan Ritchson's peformance in this movie is FULLY UNHINGED. Like, this is just a TASTE.
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
New tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
Coffee, Snacks, and Gummies
The lawn guy raised his price again/He blames the cost of gasoline/We have the most beautiful countertops/The Realtor has ever seen
open.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
Dream big! A hopeful song.

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
When You Hear This You’re Gonna Want Me Back
Bobbi Lee said her uncle/Owns a castle in Tuscany/ Where you and I can live/Forever and for free
open.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
Inspired by true events!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
Sears Corduroy Suit
I showed up at the wedding /In my corduroy suit from Sears/The groom wore jeans and cowboy boots/The marriage didn’t last two years
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
Based on a true story!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
My Sister Was A Lumberjack
I guess they liked it there/Running around naked and bare/While all the tourists stared/And they didn’t even care
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
Huge if true!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
The Song In Which Marie and Pierre Sail To Sicily Instead
Pierre checked his watch while he was peeing/Because the time he did not know/But he could not see his watch in the dark/Because, unlike Marie, it did not glow
open.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Reposted by Robust Flosser
gtconway.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
Miracles Like Us (Chill Dance Remix!)
We are miracles/Of genetics and chance/What if mom and dad/Hadn’t met at that dance?
open.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Reposted by Robust Flosser
michaelemann.bsky.social
The closed captioning is devastating
"Sleepy Donald" Trump can't keep his eyes open while Dr. Mehmet Oz talks about the relationship between obesity and dementia
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
New tropical love song!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
Our Fluid Dynamic (Samba Remix)
Our tempers can be somewhat volcanic/How about you join me in the hammock?/It doesn’t help us/That you take so much Xanax
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Reposted by Robust Flosser
gtconway.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
Still can’t believe these awful people got pardons.

New-ish peppy tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
Too Many Awful People
This feels like an awful dream.
open.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
robustflossmore.bsky.social
labuzamovies.com Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 18d
barely a metaphor lmao
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Reposted by Robust Flosser
pattymo.com
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Reposted by Robust Flosser
hcrichardson.bsky.social
Aside from absolutely everything else having to do with them, I am ecstatic to see the end of Giuliani, whose name I mistyped every freaking time, and the arrival of Mamdani, whose name is crazy easy to type.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM