Robust Flosser
@robustflossmore.bsky.social
Songs and stories at https://open.substack.com/pub/ohhisteve?r=3b8a3e&utm_medium=ios
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If We Want It, We Take It (Venezuelan Invasion Celebration Version!)
Our invasion of Venezuela/Didn’t even take an hour/It felt great to show the world/We’re a fascist superpower
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Quite the timely tune! Ripped from this morning’s headlines! Mostly. A great day for America!
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Path pretty simple from here:
-Trump invades Greenland
-NATO expels U.S.
-Remaining NATO nations declare war on U.S.
-Nuclear standoff
-Frank Sinatra returns from the grave and tells Trump to "knock it off"
-Zombie Frank Sinatra greeted as liberator
-President Sinatra
-New golden age of martinis
-Trump invades Greenland
-NATO expels U.S.
-Remaining NATO nations declare war on U.S.
-Nuclear standoff
-Frank Sinatra returns from the grave and tells Trump to "knock it off"
-Zombie Frank Sinatra greeted as liberator
-President Sinatra
-New golden age of martinis
January 10, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Path pretty simple from here:
-Trump invades Greenland
-NATO expels U.S.
-Remaining NATO nations declare war on U.S.
-Nuclear standoff
-Frank Sinatra returns from the grave and tells Trump to "knock it off"
-Zombie Frank Sinatra greeted as liberator
-President Sinatra
-New golden age of martinis
-Trump invades Greenland
-NATO expels U.S.
-Remaining NATO nations declare war on U.S.
-Nuclear standoff
-Frank Sinatra returns from the grave and tells Trump to "knock it off"
-Zombie Frank Sinatra greeted as liberator
-President Sinatra
-New golden age of martinis
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We need to impeach and remove this motherfucker too.
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
We need to impeach and remove this motherfucker too.
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You lying piece of shit. I chaired the Minnesota DFL for all three of your runs here. I watched you lose. Three times. Minnesota never bought your con. And now, as Chair of the DNC, I’m looking forward to ending Trumpism for good in 2028 — not with lies, but with votes. Again.
Trump: "I feel I won Minnesota. I think I won it all three times. Nobody has won it since Richard Nixon won it many many years ago. I won it all three times in my opinion. It's a corrupt state ... I did so well in that state. The people were crying every time after."
January 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
You lying piece of shit. I chaired the Minnesota DFL for all three of your runs here. I watched you lose. Three times. Minnesota never bought your con. And now, as Chair of the DNC, I’m looking forward to ending Trumpism for good in 2028 — not with lies, but with votes. Again.
New, sad, and most definitely satirical tune (except the last bit).
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Yesterday In Minnesota
They call her a “poet”/But she was an agitator/There was no time to talk/I wasn’t gonna debate her
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January 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
New, sad, and most definitely satirical tune (except the last bit).
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Epic anniversary version of a song ripped from the headlines of these unprecedented times!
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Pardon Me (January 6 Anniversary Version!)
The stuff going around the high school/Was never proven to be mine/I was as sad as you were/When all those poor kids died
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January 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Epic anniversary version of a song ripped from the headlines of these unprecedented times!
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THIS IS SO CALMING AND MAGICAL
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
THIS IS SO CALMING AND MAGICAL
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Es ist wieder soweit! It's time to take down and responsibly dispose of your xmas tree. Please consider the Christmas tree cannon
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Es ist wieder soweit! It's time to take down and responsibly dispose of your xmas tree. Please consider the Christmas tree cannon
Quite the timely tune! Ripped from this morning’s headlines! Mostly. A great day for America!
open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
If We Want It, We Take It (Venezuelan Invasion Celebration Version!)
Our invasion of Venezuela/Didn’t even take an hour/It felt great to show the world/We’re a fascist superpower
open.substack.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Quite the timely tune! Ripped from this morning’s headlines! Mostly. A great day for America!
open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...
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Variety has a list of 50 great movies from 2025 that are now streaming, incl. One Battle After Another (HBO), Bugonia (Peacock), Black Bag (Prime), Frankenstein (Netflix), Sinners (HBO & Prime), Weapons (HBO), and Train Dreams (Netflix). [variety.com]
51 Great Movies From 2025 You Can Now Stream Online
From ‘One Battle After Another’ to ‘Sinners,’ ‘Weapons,’ ‘Bugonia’ and more, many of the best and biggest movies of 2025 are now available to stream.
variety.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Variety has a list of 50 great movies from 2025 that are now streaming, incl. One Battle After Another (HBO), Bugonia (Peacock), Black Bag (Prime), Frankenstein (Netflix), Sinners (HBO & Prime), Weapons (HBO), and Train Dreams (Netflix). [variety.com]
Pardon Me
I don’t want to run/I don’t want to flee/I won’t have to when you pardon me
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January 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Ween - 1999 - live bootleg from Trocadero Theatre Philadelphia PA January 1, 1999
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Ween - 1999 - live bootleg from Trocadero Theatre Philadelphia PA January 1, 1999
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It’s New Year’s EVE not New Year’s STEVE
December 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It’s New Year’s EVE not New Year’s STEVE
What an uplifting performance from young people who do not actually exist!
Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year!
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The Fox Meadow Youth Chorale Sings “Miracles Like Us”
A very special New Year’s Eve performance!
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December 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
What an uplifting performance from young people who do not actually exist!
Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year!
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
December 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
