Richard J Torres
@rjkeats98.bsky.social
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1 cup water, 1 cup sugar 🤘🏼
Old school!
Keep your canned nonsense and your hipster foodie relish with oranges and nutmeg😝
Old school!
Keep your canned nonsense and your hipster foodie relish with oranges and nutmeg😝
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
1 cup water, 1 cup sugar 🤘🏼
Old school!
Keep your canned nonsense and your hipster foodie relish with oranges and nutmeg😝
Old school!
Keep your canned nonsense and your hipster foodie relish with oranges and nutmeg😝
Prep work for the stuffing is going well.
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Prep work for the stuffing is going well.
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This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
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I just converted to Catholicism. Here's why I think the pope is too woke.
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I just converted to Catholicism. Here's why I think the pope is too woke.
I am all done for my last day of the week! Now it’s time to go home and do the real work: prepping all the stuff for tomorrow’s feast. Wishing all of you, peace and love.
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I am all done for my last day of the week! Now it’s time to go home and do the real work: prepping all the stuff for tomorrow’s feast. Wishing all of you, peace and love.
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Due to the Thanksgiving holiday, today is a Special Edition of Recall Thursday we are calling Recall Wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Due to the Thanksgiving holiday, today is a Special Edition of Recall Thursday we are calling Recall Wednesday.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Will y’all remind me to take Thanksgiving week off next year, please?
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Will y’all remind me to take Thanksgiving week off next year, please?
Damn, that was quick. They usually wait until June or July. lol.
The New York Yankees have been eliminated from postseason contention
#MinnesotaTwins #TwinsBaseball #MLB
#MinnesotaTwins #TwinsBaseball #MLB
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Damn, that was quick. They usually wait until June or July. lol.
The day is still early, but it seems that I vastly underestimated how much sleep I should’ve gotten last night.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The day is still early, but it seems that I vastly underestimated how much sleep I should’ve gotten last night.
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alt text: a perineum is situated between a dick and an asshole
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
alt text: a perineum is situated between a dick and an asshole
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just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
if i had a Friends-giving, would you attend?
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
if i had a Friends-giving, would you attend?
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gonna be a barrel of laughs watching the clowns currently in charge try to lead us out of the inevitable financial collapse.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
gonna be a barrel of laughs watching the clowns currently in charge try to lead us out of the inevitable financial collapse.
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The Switch version of MLB The Show was on sale for $9, the low res Orioles can't hurt you
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Switch version of MLB The Show was on sale for $9, the low res Orioles can't hurt you
yo @sewimperfect.bsky.social
what do you call a person who refuses to fart in public?
a private TOOTer
what do you call a person who refuses to fart in public?
a private TOOTer
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
yo @sewimperfect.bsky.social
what do you call a person who refuses to fart in public?
a private TOOTer
what do you call a person who refuses to fart in public?
a private TOOTer
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See ya on the Other Side
Gramma ♥️ 🐢
Gramma ♥️ 🐢
Gramma the Galapagos tortoise, oldest resident of San Diego Zoo, dies at about 141
After more than a century of munching on her favorite foods of romaine lettuce and cactus fruit, beloved Galapagos tortoise Gramma, the oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo, has died. Gramma was born...
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November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
See ya on the Other Side
Gramma ♥️ 🐢
Gramma ♥️ 🐢
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i used chatgpt to write a novel earlier today. i haven’t read it but chatgpt did and it cried..
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i used chatgpt to write a novel earlier today. i haven’t read it but chatgpt did and it cried..
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Waiting. Perhaps you can get up and throw this at some point today, mom.
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Waiting. Perhaps you can get up and throw this at some point today, mom.
this is remarkable because you couldn't get 99% of people to admit that water is wet.
Only 1% of consumers said business conditions were good in the U.S., according to the Conference Board’s report.
Consumer Confidence Falls Sharply In November—Hitting Lowest Level Since April
Only 1% of consumers said business conditions were good in the U.S., according to the Conference Board’s report.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
this is remarkable because you couldn't get 99% of people to admit that water is wet.
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Ok, now Halloween is officially over 😆😋🎃🍰
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ok, now Halloween is officially over 😆😋🎃🍰