Richard J Torres
@rjkeats98.bsky.social
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If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If you see this, post a bird
#slavic girl #funnyvideo #shorts
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November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Hang it in the Lourve
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hang it in the Lourve
Archie is his brother's keeper.
bless them both
bless them both
This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Archie is his brother's keeper.
bless them both
bless them both
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If you see this, post a bird
it’s only 3:45 Pm here and I have reached the end of the internet.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
it’s only 3:45 Pm here and I have reached the end of the internet.
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My fav Robin Williams line: “What’s all this hub bub about same sex marriage? After you’ve been married awhile, isn’t it all the same sex anyway?”
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My fav Robin Williams line: “What’s all this hub bub about same sex marriage? After you’ve been married awhile, isn’t it all the same sex anyway?”
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I never want to wait for a post credit scene again for the rest of my life. If you want me to think it's part of the movie, put it in the movie.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I never want to wait for a post credit scene again for the rest of my life. If you want me to think it's part of the movie, put it in the movie.
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It’s always “I wanna post a banger” and never “I wanna bang a poster”.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s always “I wanna post a banger” and never “I wanna bang a poster”.
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Permit me a little maudlin gushing. I can’t tell you how good for the soul caring for animals is for me. The animals in question don’t even have to like me or acknowledge me, but spending time feeding and caring about something matters.
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Permit me a little maudlin gushing. I can’t tell you how good for the soul caring for animals is for me. The animals in question don’t even have to like me or acknowledge me, but spending time feeding and caring about something matters.
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the grilled onions and jalapenos made these burgers next next level.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the grilled onions and jalapenos made these burgers next next level.
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This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)
Things are going swimmingly over here
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Things are going swimmingly over here
Let’s get started on the burgers
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Let’s get started on the burgers
The bougainvilleas and I are out here stunning in the sun. 4 more jobs to go. Let’s finish strong.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The bougainvilleas and I are out here stunning in the sun. 4 more jobs to go. Let’s finish strong.
It’s getting hot in here
a man wearing a headband and necklace is pointing at the camera and saying `` i said '' .
ALT: a man wearing a headband and necklace is pointing at the camera and saying `` i said '' .
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November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It’s getting hot in here
No obstacle, including this big stupid train is gonna get in my way today. I have 10 opportunities to shine and I will take them all. Let’s go get that money.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
No obstacle, including this big stupid train is gonna get in my way today. I have 10 opportunities to shine and I will take them all. Let’s go get that money.
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"Get a Load of This Guy" would be a great slogan for a sperm bank.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
"Get a Load of This Guy" would be a great slogan for a sperm bank.
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My Friday was just completely ruined when someone told me it is Wednesday.
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ?
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November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My Friday was just completely ruined when someone told me it is Wednesday.
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We’re launching an investigation into how our chimps were able to host an illegal poker game, who tipped off the FBI and where the money is buried.
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We’re launching an investigation into how our chimps were able to host an illegal poker game, who tipped off the FBI and where the money is buried.
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Bands who are late arriving on stage are cunts, don't they realise some of us travel a great distance to see them and need to leave at a certain time to catch our trains home
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Bands who are late arriving on stage are cunts, don't they realise some of us travel a great distance to see them and need to leave at a certain time to catch our trains home
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Oopsie, never mind!🤣🤣🤣🥹🤣
Google morning everyone’
Google morning everyone’
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Oopsie, never mind!🤣🤣🤣🥹🤣
Google morning everyone’
Google morning everyone’
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My most popular product is getting a @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social debut this weekend.
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
My most popular product is getting a @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social debut this weekend.