River Scott
@riverscott.bsky.social
Award-winning queer writer, podcaster, 'comedian', tart
Olympic-level flirt
GET YOUR TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOWS! https://linktr.ee/riverscott
Manchester & London
Olympic-level flirt
GET YOUR TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOWS! https://linktr.ee/riverscott
Manchester & London
Saw this, thought of you
a large circus tent is surrounded by a circle of red lights
ALT: a large circus tent is surrounded by a circle of red lights
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Saw this, thought of you
I tried it once. It juat jiggled all my squishy bits. Cannot recommend.
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I tried it once. It juat jiggled all my squishy bits. Cannot recommend.
Reposted by River Scott
If I pay you £100 to come over to my house and you pay me £100 to leave we’ve added £200 to the GDP by creating a haulage company. And over the next year I’ll be using this 10 times per day every day and I value this company at £730,000. We hope to figure out how to get rid of travel costs by 2028
October 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
If I pay you £100 to come over to my house and you pay me £100 to leave we’ve added £200 to the GDP by creating a haulage company. And over the next year I’ll be using this 10 times per day every day and I value this company at £730,000. We hope to figure out how to get rid of travel costs by 2028
Yay! Pls bring several hundred friends 😝
September 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Yay! Pls bring several hundred friends 😝
Hi! So sorry - it's on the 8th. Apologies for the fucking around - the venue had to reorganise me and it got a bit silly.
I hope you can still make it!
I hope you can still make it!
September 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Hi! So sorry - it's on the 8th. Apologies for the fucking around - the venue had to reorganise me and it got a bit silly.
I hope you can still make it!
I hope you can still make it!
Embrace your cringe, destroy the part of you that cringes
September 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Embrace your cringe, destroy the part of you that cringes
😱 TAKE ME WITH YOU, PLEASE
September 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
😱 TAKE ME WITH YOU, PLEASE
Reposted by River Scott
Anyone who posts pictures with a hotter friend on a dating profile is an idiot, any gay who references Harry Potter on their dating profile is a transphobe.
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Anyone who posts pictures with a hotter friend on a dating profile is an idiot, any gay who references Harry Potter on their dating profile is a transphobe.