Matthew
@madaram.bsky.social
Your least favourite faggot’s least favourite faggot. Horror slut, music slut, slut slut. Liverpool. He/Him. 🏳️⚧️ 🍉
Pinned
I just saw an insta video where they listed how many time each star sign was mentioned in the Epstein files. All I will say is it confirmed a lot of prejudices about Geminis and Leos.
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I just saw an insta video where they listed how many time each star sign was mentioned in the Epstein files. All I will say is it confirmed a lot of prejudices about Geminis and Leos.
Tickets to Robyn secured 😮💨
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Tickets to Robyn secured 😮💨
I just ran 16km and I’m back in bed exhausted. Someone bring me cake.
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I just ran 16km and I’m back in bed exhausted. Someone bring me cake.
Well this can’t be unseen
February 5, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Well this can’t be unseen
Look how long and luscious my hair is now
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Look how long and luscious my hair is now
May all supposed allies who consider selling queer people, people of colour and all minorities down the river consider Nikki Minaj’s gold card before doing so. No amount of pick me energy will save you.
February 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
May all supposed allies who consider selling queer people, people of colour and all minorities down the river consider Nikki Minaj’s gold card before doing so. No amount of pick me energy will save you.
Yes, I got laid
Went on a date to an escape room last night. Found a bobby pin under a desk tidy and so naturally picked a lock in the adjacent wall and moved into the next room.
The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.
The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.
February 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Yes, I got laid
Went on a date to an escape room last night. Found a bobby pin under a desk tidy and so naturally picked a lock in the adjacent wall and moved into the next room.
The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.
The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Went on a date to an escape room last night. Found a bobby pin under a desk tidy and so naturally picked a lock in the adjacent wall and moved into the next room.
The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.
The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.
Fucking he’ll, Catharine O’Hara was a sideswipe
January 30, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Fucking he’ll, Catharine O’Hara was a sideswipe
Got my first haircut in over two years and it’s barely identifiable as any different. I’m not sure I had any gay powers to restore, but here we go…
January 27, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Got my first haircut in over two years and it’s barely identifiable as any different. I’m not sure I had any gay powers to restore, but here we go…
It’s Sam day, you all be nice to him, he’s one of the nicest people on the internet.
selfie from yesterday (I'm officially 42 now, so forgive how young I look here)
January 27, 2026 at 12:15 PM
It’s Sam day, you all be nice to him, he’s one of the nicest people on the internet.
Sadly I wasn’t quite prepared for how exhausting running into a 45mph headwind would be and I crapped out at 10km
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Sadly I wasn’t quite prepared for how exhausting running into a 45mph headwind would be and I crapped out at 10km
Mentally preparing myself for 18km in this
January 27, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Mentally preparing myself for 18km in this
My holiday to Sitges in March is booked ☺️
January 25, 2026 at 9:01 AM
My holiday to Sitges in March is booked ☺️
Parkrun did me proud this morning
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Parkrun did me proud this morning
Managed to avoid The Traitors spoilers until I could watch the finale this morning 💪🏻
January 24, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Managed to avoid The Traitors spoilers until I could watch the finale this morning 💪🏻
I have the weekend off this weekend. This will be my first day off at the weekend since November. Maybe I’ll take some nudes.
January 20, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I have the weekend off this weekend. This will be my first day off at the weekend since November. Maybe I’ll take some nudes.
My back and legs have now been fully dismantled. Perfect day off almost complete. Now to go for cuddles and to get my back blown out.
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 PM
My back and legs have now been fully dismantled. Perfect day off almost complete. Now to go for cuddles and to get my back blown out.
Sauna down. I’m now in my favourite cafe for lunch and I’ve slightly over-ordered.
January 20, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Sauna down. I’m now in my favourite cafe for lunch and I’ve slightly over-ordered.
I’ve inadvertently turned today into TREAT YO’ SELF 2026 and I’m fine with that
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I’ve inadvertently turned today into TREAT YO’ SELF 2026 and I’m fine with that
Saw the boner temple last night. It’s gory and funny and I don’t feel like it progressed the story a millimetre.
January 18, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Saw the boner temple last night. It’s gory and funny and I don’t feel like it progressed the story a millimetre.
Booked myself in for a sauna, an hour of sports massage and initial sports therapy session for my shoulder on Tuesday. My aim is to start Wednesday as a puddle.
January 18, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Booked myself in for a sauna, an hour of sports massage and initial sports therapy session for my shoulder on Tuesday. My aim is to start Wednesday as a puddle.
Matt, then Stephen, then Rachel’s stories around the dinner table genuinely had me sobbing so hard I blew a snot bubble
January 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Matt, then Stephen, then Rachel’s stories around the dinner table genuinely had me sobbing so hard I blew a snot bubble
My WiFi I cockblocking me from The Traitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
My WiFi I cockblocking me from The Traitors