Matthew
@madaram.bsky.social
Your least favourite faggot’s least favourite faggot. Horror slut, music slut, slut slut. Liverpool. He/Him. 🏳️⚧️ 🍉
Skibidi toilet, fellow kids
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Skibidi toilet, fellow kids
Literally desperate to buy things to make myself feel alive but the shops here are so shit I can’t actually manage it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Literally desperate to buy things to make myself feel alive but the shops here are so shit I can’t actually manage it.
I have just signed up to the Liverpool half marathon. ☠️
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I have just signed up to the Liverpool half marathon. ☠️
Small but not insignificant chance I might be getting a cat
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Small but not insignificant chance I might be getting a cat
Reposted by Matthew
Here is a doodle of you as a birthday present
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Here is a doodle of you as a birthday present
The way people talk about People’s Sexiest Man of the Year award like it’s a fucking Nobel prize will never cease to amaze me.
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The way people talk about People’s Sexiest Man of the Year award like it’s a fucking Nobel prize will never cease to amaze me.
Changing my profile on Grindr to say it’s my birthday for the attention is normal behaviour, is it not?
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Changing my profile on Grindr to say it’s my birthday for the attention is normal behaviour, is it not?
It’s my birthday, treat me nice
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It’s my birthday, treat me nice
Very much in love with the new Robyn
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Very much in love with the new Robyn
Sat on the bus and the little screen at the front is rotating through all the cctv cameras on the bus and it just cut to a young man on the top floor in boxers pulling on their trousers 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sat on the bus and the little screen at the front is rotating through all the cctv cameras on the bus and it just cut to a young man on the top floor in boxers pulling on their trousers 🙃
I just want the kind of tits that Turkish men massage on instagram
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I just want the kind of tits that Turkish men massage on instagram
I’ve had a really shitty day and I plan to get Tuesday red wine drunk
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’ve had a really shitty day and I plan to get Tuesday red wine drunk
Did a very wet, very dark, very cold run. Please clap!
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Did a very wet, very dark, very cold run. Please clap!
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
You’ve got to appreciate that someone brought their cuffs from home to the cable stack. They must be gutted they forgot them.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
You’ve got to appreciate that someone brought their cuffs from home to the cable stack. They must be gutted they forgot them.
Interviewer to Margaret Atwood: ‘do you enjoy holding a grudge?
MA: ‘I’m a Scorpio, I don’t have any choice. I struggle against it… but not very hard’
MA: ‘I’m a Scorpio, I don’t have any choice. I struggle against it… but not very hard’
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Interviewer to Margaret Atwood: ‘do you enjoy holding a grudge?
MA: ‘I’m a Scorpio, I don’t have any choice. I struggle against it… but not very hard’
MA: ‘I’m a Scorpio, I don’t have any choice. I struggle against it… but not very hard’
Appropriate
Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Appropriate
My most millennial trait is pocket dialing people constantly
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My most millennial trait is pocket dialing people constantly
Ok but fr the low lighting in my friend’s bathroom is doing me many favours
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Ok but fr the low lighting in my friend’s bathroom is doing me many favours
I have signed up to a meal prep service in the hope that it will provide me with consistency in my nutrition that has been falling by the wayside since I started with my job. I would *really* like my muscles to start growing again.
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I have signed up to a meal prep service in the hope that it will provide me with consistency in my nutrition that has been falling by the wayside since I started with my job. I would *really* like my muscles to start growing again.
Don’t tell @philford.bsky.social but I just fucked someone until they came hands-free.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Don’t tell @philford.bsky.social but I just fucked someone until they came hands-free.
Oh so K-pop demon hunters is Josie and the Pussycats crossed with Buffy
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Oh so K-pop demon hunters is Josie and the Pussycats crossed with Buffy
Oldest selfie on my phone
Circa 2015
Circa 2015
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone
Circa 2015
Circa 2015
Finally playing around with my new phone camera 🤭
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Finally playing around with my new phone camera 🤭
Back on my bullshit 🫶🏻
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Back on my bullshit 🫶🏻