Matthew
@madaram.bsky.social
Your least favourite faggot’s least favourite faggot. Horror slut, music slut, slut slut. Liverpool. He/Him. 🏳️⚧️ 🍉
Managed my first 8km. Could easily have done 10k but time wasn’t on my side.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Managed my first 8km. Could easily have done 10k but time wasn’t on my side.
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Repost with your four favourite thirst traps.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Repost with your four favourite thirst traps.
Tried to take a sultry steamy mirror selfie but my mirror had other ideas
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Tried to take a sultry steamy mirror selfie but my mirror had other ideas
Good morning from me and my new life partner (my electric blanket)
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Good morning from me and my new life partner (my electric blanket)
It was this nonsense from Matt Bomer that set me off today
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It was this nonsense from Matt Bomer that set me off today
It’s my birthday, treat me nice
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It’s my birthday, treat me nice
Will this do? (Excuse the mess)
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Will this do? (Excuse the mess)
Did a very wet, very dark, very cold run. Please clap!
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Did a very wet, very dark, very cold run. Please clap!
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
You’ve got to appreciate that someone brought their cuffs from home to the cable stack. They must be gutted they forgot them.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
You’ve got to appreciate that someone brought their cuffs from home to the cable stack. They must be gutted they forgot them.
Ok but fr the low lighting in my friend’s bathroom is doing me many favours
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Ok but fr the low lighting in my friend’s bathroom is doing me many favours
Oldest selfie on my phone
Circa 2015
Circa 2015
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone
Circa 2015
Circa 2015
Finally playing around with my new phone camera 🤭
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Finally playing around with my new phone camera 🤭
Back on my bullshit 🫶🏻
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Back on my bullshit 🫶🏻
My birthday present to myself has arrived and now I need to see whether I have the self control to not open it until Thursday.
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
My birthday present to myself has arrived and now I need to see whether I have the self control to not open it until Thursday.
Like a fat-tailed dwarf lemur
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Like a fat-tailed dwarf lemur
I posted it Friday. Went as a camp counsellor from Sleepaway Camp
November 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I posted it Friday. Went as a camp counsellor from Sleepaway Camp
Yeah Heidi Klum’s Medusa outfit was cool but nothing is going to beat the year she turned up with an army of clones
November 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Yeah Heidi Klum’s Medusa outfit was cool but nothing is going to beat the year she turned up with an army of clones
Ordered the one on the left and somehow inpost magically turned it into the one on the right.
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Ordered the one on the left and somehow inpost magically turned it into the one on the right.
This immediately made me think of…
November 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
This immediately made me think of…
Half-assed a Halloween costume for tomorrow. I am a camp counsellor for camp Arowak (Sleepaway Camp)
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Half-assed a Halloween costume for tomorrow. I am a camp counsellor for camp Arowak (Sleepaway Camp)