River Scott
@riverscott.bsky.social
Award-winning queer writer, podcaster, 'comedian', tart
Olympic-level flirt
GET YOUR TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOWS! https://linktr.ee/riverscott
Manchester & London
Olympic-level flirt
GET YOUR TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOWS! https://linktr.ee/riverscott
Manchester & London
Oldeat selfie on your phone
Yeah...
Yeah...
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Oldeat selfie on your phone
Yeah...
Yeah...
Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30)
I have several issues with that sentence, but hey:
I have several issues with that sentence, but hey:
October 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30)
I have several issues with that sentence, but hey:
I have several issues with that sentence, but hey:
My show contains a quick explainer on how to take good 🍆 pics.
You laugh, you learn stuff, i get to wear a pretty dress and swear like a sailor. Everyone's happy!
Join me, won't you?
You laugh, you learn stuff, i get to wear a pretty dress and swear like a sailor. Everyone's happy!
Join me, won't you?
October 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My show contains a quick explainer on how to take good 🍆 pics.
You laugh, you learn stuff, i get to wear a pretty dress and swear like a sailor. Everyone's happy!
Join me, won't you?
You laugh, you learn stuff, i get to wear a pretty dress and swear like a sailor. Everyone's happy!
Join me, won't you?
MANCHESTER! Join me for stories about getting seduced by a twink.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Find out on Wednesday, just off Canal St!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Find out on Wednesday, just off Canal St!
October 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
MANCHESTER! Join me for stories about getting seduced by a twink.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Find out on Wednesday, just off Canal St!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Find out on Wednesday, just off Canal St!
Manchester! I'm doing my standup show in a couple of weeks and I'd love it if you could come and laugh at ny nob jokes and filthy stories about being an ageing tart.
September 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Manchester! I'm doing my standup show in a couple of weeks and I'd love it if you could come and laugh at ny nob jokes and filthy stories about being an ageing tart.
TONIGHT! EAST LONDON! Stories of queer strumpetry, ageing joyfully, and generally growing old without growing up.
There's still a few tickets left so come on down to Love Affair Basement on Hackney Road and enjoy some quality nob jokes!
There's still a few tickets left so come on down to Love Affair Basement on Hackney Road and enjoy some quality nob jokes!
August 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
TONIGHT! EAST LONDON! Stories of queer strumpetry, ageing joyfully, and generally growing old without growing up.
There's still a few tickets left so come on down to Love Affair Basement on Hackney Road and enjoy some quality nob jokes!
There's still a few tickets left so come on down to Love Affair Basement on Hackney Road and enjoy some quality nob jokes!
Doing some more standup soon in London and Manchester.
Nob jokes! Silly stories! Meditations on life, ageing, and the joys of learning to love oneself!
(It is mostly nob jokes though, NGL)
Nob jokes! Silly stories! Meditations on life, ageing, and the joys of learning to love oneself!
(It is mostly nob jokes though, NGL)
July 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Doing some more standup soon in London and Manchester.
Nob jokes! Silly stories! Meditations on life, ageing, and the joys of learning to love oneself!
(It is mostly nob jokes though, NGL)
Nob jokes! Silly stories! Meditations on life, ageing, and the joys of learning to love oneself!
(It is mostly nob jokes though, NGL)
Got a CO2 alert on the flat's air purifier so i opened up the little app thingo and i think i might be fucked.
April 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Got a CO2 alert on the flat's air purifier so i opened up the little app thingo and i think i might be fucked.
Good morning from my first proper workout in about a month
April 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Good morning from my first proper workout in about a month
Post a movie from the year you turned 18.
April 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Post a movie from the year you turned 18.
This made me laugh and think of @sachacoward.bsky.social
April 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This made me laugh and think of @sachacoward.bsky.social
This reminded me that it's been a while since anyone checked the price of... Oh. Ah.
April 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
This reminded me that it's been a while since anyone checked the price of... Oh. Ah.
Heh at stuff linig up on mu timelone this morning
March 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Heh at stuff linig up on mu timelone this morning
Would you have preferred this one?
March 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Would you have preferred this one?
Post you from a different era.
March 18, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Post you from a different era.
Slut, but make it classy
March 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Slut, but make it classy
This is all well and good, but don't put it past Dickhead Supreme to 'accidentally' cause low-orbit collisions out of spite.
March 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
This is all well and good, but don't put it past Dickhead Supreme to 'accidentally' cause low-orbit collisions out of spite.
Bless your sweet self!
Probs a bit more like this:
Probs a bit more like this:
February 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Bless your sweet self!
Probs a bit more like this:
Probs a bit more like this:
Proud new owner of Queer As Folklore, @sachacoward.bsky.social new book, spotted in the wild (well, my local queer bookshop) the other day.
Photo taken as they were excitedly messaging all their friends to get copies too, I'm sure.
Photo taken as they were excitedly messaging all their friends to get copies too, I'm sure.
February 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Proud new owner of Queer As Folklore, @sachacoward.bsky.social new book, spotted in the wild (well, my local queer bookshop) the other day.
Photo taken as they were excitedly messaging all their friends to get copies too, I'm sure.
Photo taken as they were excitedly messaging all their friends to get copies too, I'm sure.
In the best possible use of my time during work hours, I found a folder on an old hard drive marked 'Last Pie & Mash'
This must have been a big pile of queers in The Griffin in 2010...?
This must have been a big pile of queers in The Griffin in 2010...?
February 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
In the best possible use of my time during work hours, I found a folder on an old hard drive marked 'Last Pie & Mash'
This must have been a big pile of queers in The Griffin in 2010...?
This must have been a big pile of queers in The Griffin in 2010...?
I got Shiba Inu. And honestly, yeah. That sounds like me 😂
February 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I got Shiba Inu. And honestly, yeah. That sounds like me 😂
