My show contains a quick explainer on how to take good 🍆 pics.
You laugh, you learn stuff, i get to wear a pretty dress and swear like a sailor. Everyone's happy!
Join me, won't you?

MANCHESTER! Join me for stories about getting seduced by a twink.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Find out on Wednesday, just off Canal St!

Manchester! I'm doing my standup show in a couple of weeks and I'd love it if you could come and laugh at ny nob jokes and filthy stories about being an ageing tart.

TONIGHT! EAST LONDON! Stories of queer strumpetry, ageing joyfully, and generally growing old without growing up.
There's still a few tickets left so come on down to Love Affair Basement on Hackney Road and enjoy some quality nob jokes!

Good morning from my first proper workout in about a month