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@rinangel.bsky.social
shitposter extraordinaire
queer (annoyingly so)
please do not interact if you're a nazi, a cop, or a malevolent spirit
queer (annoyingly so)
please do not interact if you're a nazi, a cop, or a malevolent spirit
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
These paranoid clowns would rather believe their subreddit mods are secret Dems than admit that Trump could have had a bad idea.
April 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
These paranoid clowns would rather believe their subreddit mods are secret Dems than admit that Trump could have had a bad idea.
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People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves
April 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves
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I'm placing a 25% tariff on all stocks. what does that mean? figure it out, bank boys
April 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I'm placing a 25% tariff on all stocks. what does that mean? figure it out, bank boys
Lmao how far we've fallen from "IT'S AN OFFICIAL COURT RULING, BIDEN CAN'T DO X THROUGH EO, GET OVER IT". Now we have conservatives insisting that the motherfucking SUPREME COURT doesn't have jurisdiction over their all-powerful leader.
April 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Lmao how far we've fallen from "IT'S AN OFFICIAL COURT RULING, BIDEN CAN'T DO X THROUGH EO, GET OVER IT". Now we have conservatives insisting that the motherfucking SUPREME COURT doesn't have jurisdiction over their all-powerful leader.
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Children currently watching the news and taking an active interest in the reporting. I'm pretending to work while secretly watching an episode of Thunderbirds on my laptop. Should be the other way around but couldn't care less.
March 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Children currently watching the news and taking an active interest in the reporting. I'm pretending to work while secretly watching an episode of Thunderbirds on my laptop. Should be the other way around but couldn't care less.
"What's the hold-up, sarge? There are Russian soldiers breaking down the White House doors! We need you out on the front lines NOW!"
"I'm sorry Mr. President, it's just... There's a gender ambiguous private in my unit! We can't possibly lift a finger against these invading forces!"
"I'm sorry Mr. President, it's just... There's a gender ambiguous private in my unit! We can't possibly lift a finger against these invading forces!"
March 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
"What's the hold-up, sarge? There are Russian soldiers breaking down the White House doors! We need you out on the front lines NOW!"
"I'm sorry Mr. President, it's just... There's a gender ambiguous private in my unit! We can't possibly lift a finger against these invading forces!"
"I'm sorry Mr. President, it's just... There's a gender ambiguous private in my unit! We can't possibly lift a finger against these invading forces!"
The start of our telephone game: Biden signed some official orders using an auto-pen, something presidents before him have done without issue
By the end: IT WAS A ROBOT THAT MEANS IT WAS AI
By the end: IT WAS A ROBOT THAT MEANS IT WAS AI
March 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The start of our telephone game: Biden signed some official orders using an auto-pen, something presidents before him have done without issue
By the end: IT WAS A ROBOT THAT MEANS IT WAS AI
By the end: IT WAS A ROBOT THAT MEANS IT WAS AI
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brain: something dumb
me: no
brain: but what if
me: ok
me: no
brain: but what if
me: ok
March 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
brain: something dumb
me: no
brain: but what if
me: ok
me: no
brain: but what if
me: ok
What a weird fucking thing to say to someone. It kinda sounds like pinky wants to give the grandpa a handie
March 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
What a weird fucking thing to say to someone. It kinda sounds like pinky wants to give the grandpa a handie
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dude that wasn’t very bro of you
March 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
dude that wasn’t very bro of you
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[inventing the waterbed]
what if there was a way you could be even worse at sex
what if there was a way you could be even worse at sex
March 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
[inventing the waterbed]
what if there was a way you could be even worse at sex
what if there was a way you could be even worse at sex
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My newborn sons' willy curves to the left, exactly like mine. Couldn't remember what mine was like pre-teen years but was certain I'd destroyed it with excessive grip and over-misuse. Now thinking it's just hereditary.
March 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
My newborn sons' willy curves to the left, exactly like mine. Couldn't remember what mine was like pre-teen years but was certain I'd destroyed it with excessive grip and over-misuse. Now thinking it's just hereditary.
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life hack: show up an hour late on monday and swear on your life that you've never heard of daylight savings time before, tell coworkers that you're in some twilight zone situation, then leave saying "I have to go figure out what happened to me"
March 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
life hack: show up an hour late on monday and swear on your life that you've never heard of daylight savings time before, tell coworkers that you're in some twilight zone situation, then leave saying "I have to go figure out what happened to me"
Serious question, does anyone remember any protests when Biden was elected? Does anyone remember people, say, storming the capital to reclaim an election that they were convinced was stolen?
March 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Serious question, does anyone remember any protests when Biden was elected? Does anyone remember people, say, storming the capital to reclaim an election that they were convinced was stolen?
Keep your chin up, eventually a conservative baby will be born that's sexy enough for you to fuck
March 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Keep your chin up, eventually a conservative baby will be born that's sexy enough for you to fuck
Insanity is thinking that white people need reparations for something that happened on a different continent 1000 years ago while simultaneously insisting that ending slavery ended racism
March 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Insanity is thinking that white people need reparations for something that happened on a different continent 1000 years ago while simultaneously insisting that ending slavery ended racism
Imagine being dumb enough to think that the brain stem processes emotions
March 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Imagine being dumb enough to think that the brain stem processes emotions
J.D. Vance is indeed a venerial disease
March 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
J.D. Vance is indeed a venerial disease
Brb suing the state of Florida for saying mean words to the man that makes my pp hardest
February 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Brb suing the state of Florida for saying mean words to the man that makes my pp hardest
Maga: STOP HIDING THE EPSTEIN LIST FROM US! DEMS ARE JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THEIR OWN!
The Epstein list: gets released with Trump on it
Maga: woah woah woah I mean we don't know FOR SURE that this is a bad thing
The Epstein list: gets released with Trump on it
Maga: woah woah woah I mean we don't know FOR SURE that this is a bad thing
February 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Maga: STOP HIDING THE EPSTEIN LIST FROM US! DEMS ARE JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THEIR OWN!
The Epstein list: gets released with Trump on it
Maga: woah woah woah I mean we don't know FOR SURE that this is a bad thing
The Epstein list: gets released with Trump on it
Maga: woah woah woah I mean we don't know FOR SURE that this is a bad thing
Absolutely brilliant
February 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Absolutely brilliant