"my company makes great products that people love" what about the people who had parts of their tesla go flying when they hit highway speeds

Them: "you're on the spectrum? that means you're super good at math or something right?"

Me: "oh no, you see i actually got the super niche flavor of autism where i can tell you what happens in any given episode of avatar the last airbender"

You think your partner is testing you when they change their facial hair?

Sorry it's not just you, I love watching people play relationship analyst with Fesshole posts

My friend, did you actually think this was a real person talking about a real thing that actually happened

His head is the most perfect circle I've ever seen

I keep seeing conservatives from the deep south mocking our protests and events by talking about how few people are going to show up. This is AMAZING to see ❤️