Mark Sweep
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He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.
This is a great photo and also the funniest possible way to promote the idea that Brad Pitt is a credible F1 driver
May 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.
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The Crystal Palace manager looks like a lesbian Jake Humphreys #highperformance
May 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Crystal Palace manager looks like a lesbian Jake Humphreys #highperformance
I see Ed Davey is discussing his role in the Post Office scandal again.
April 16, 2024 at 8:16 AM
I see Ed Davey is discussing his role in the Post Office scandal again.
Posted this on Twitter but didn’t have @5goalthriller.bsky.social for back up. Never tire of it. Utter perfection open.spotify.com/track/29A2p9...
April 11, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Posted this on Twitter but didn’t have @5goalthriller.bsky.social for back up. Never tire of it. Utter perfection open.spotify.com/track/29A2p9...
Found one for you @michaelglasper.bsky.social if you’re looking to relive the glory of ‘in the background on the radio’ news.sky.com/story/us-com...
April 8, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Found one for you @michaelglasper.bsky.social if you’re looking to relive the glory of ‘in the background on the radio’ news.sky.com/story/us-com...
Hi all. Just checking in to see how my tumble weed is coming along. See you soon.
April 5, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Hi all. Just checking in to see how my tumble weed is coming along. See you soon.
Not bad for a team whose players all cost 30 pence.
March 7, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Not bad for a team whose players all cost 30 pence.
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I think the best way to confuse alien invaders would be to play them 'White Rabbit' followed by 'We Built This City' and then tell them it's the same band.
February 13, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I think the best way to confuse alien invaders would be to play them 'White Rabbit' followed by 'We Built This City' and then tell them it's the same band.
Happy Birthday to @enkay8.bsky.social 🎂🎂🎂🥂🥂🥂Have a great day. Here’s a picture of home for you x
February 8, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Happy Birthday to @enkay8.bsky.social 🎂🎂🎂🥂🥂🥂Have a great day. Here’s a picture of home for you x
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I wonder what Meghan will do with her third wish?
February 5, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I wonder what Meghan will do with her third wish?
I loved ‘The Offer’ @michaelglasper.bsky.social Thanks for the recommendation 👍🏼
January 17, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I loved ‘The Offer’ @michaelglasper.bsky.social Thanks for the recommendation 👍🏼
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Whoop, whoop, that's the ground of the police.
January 7, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Whoop, whoop, that's the ground of the police.
@michaelglasper.bsky.social It’s time for the car!
January 6, 2024 at 1:21 PM
@michaelglasper.bsky.social It’s time for the car!
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Heard somedody on the news today saying that teenage darts prodigy Luke Littler now had 'an army of young fans eager to emulate him', and now I can't get the phrase 'Littler Youth' out of my head.
January 3, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Heard somedody on the news today saying that teenage darts prodigy Luke Littler now had 'an army of young fans eager to emulate him', and now I can't get the phrase 'Littler Youth' out of my head.
The worst TV event of the year is nearly upon us, so I present to you my latest poem, entitled:
Ruby Turner Corner
Ruby Turner Corner
December 30, 2023 at 3:04 PM
The worst TV event of the year is nearly upon us, so I present to you my latest poem, entitled:
Ruby Turner Corner
Ruby Turner Corner
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Ugh, Monday.
December 25, 2023 at 7:49 AM
Ugh, Monday.
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My wife works for the NHS and is on a twelve-hour shift until 10pm tonight.
Let's all have a moment to thank her and the millions of people like her keeping the country going over the next few days.
Let's all have a moment to thank her and the millions of people like her keeping the country going over the next few days.
December 24, 2023 at 2:18 PM
My wife works for the NHS and is on a twelve-hour shift until 10pm tonight.
Let's all have a moment to thank her and the millions of people like her keeping the country going over the next few days.
Let's all have a moment to thank her and the millions of people like her keeping the country going over the next few days.
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December 23, 2023 at 12:02 AM
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@5goalthriller.bsky.social @michaelglasper.bsky.social @davidmuttering.bsky.social @caoimhinof.bsky.social
A message awaits
A message awaits
December 21, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Stranger Things stage production was absolutely next level. Never seen effects, staging and integration with video like it. Genuinely puzzled how they did some of it. An absolute treat for fans.
December 20, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Stranger Things stage production was absolutely next level. Never seen effects, staging and integration with video like it. Genuinely puzzled how they did some of it. An absolute treat for fans.
What the operation would have been called if I’d been running the Cold War.
December 10, 2023 at 3:35 PM
What the operation would have been called if I’d been running the Cold War.