Mark Sweep
@riffraffhands.bsky.social
His legs under those trousers be like
April 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
His legs under those trousers be like
I see Ed Davey is discussing his role in the Post Office scandal again.
April 16, 2024 at 8:16 AM
I see Ed Davey is discussing his role in the Post Office scandal again.
Not bad for a team whose players all cost 30 pence.
March 7, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Not bad for a team whose players all cost 30 pence.
Happy Birthday to @enkay8.bsky.social 🎂🎂🎂🥂🥂🥂Have a great day. Here’s a picture of home for you x
February 8, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Happy Birthday to @enkay8.bsky.social 🎂🎂🎂🥂🥂🥂Have a great day. Here’s a picture of home for you x
The worst TV event of the year is nearly upon us, so I present to you my latest poem, entitled:
Ruby Turner Corner
Ruby Turner Corner
December 30, 2023 at 3:04 PM
The worst TV event of the year is nearly upon us, so I present to you my latest poem, entitled:
Ruby Turner Corner
Ruby Turner Corner
I don’t play mate. I can either win or not win. This year, I did not win. I’d decided not to bother this year, somebody even asked me whether I was going to and I said no. The very next day, this fell out of the sky.
December 22, 2023 at 11:07 PM
I don’t play mate. I can either win or not win. This year, I did not win. I’d decided not to bother this year, somebody even asked me whether I was going to and I said no. The very next day, this fell out of the sky.
What the operation would have been called if I’d been running the Cold War.
December 10, 2023 at 3:35 PM
What the operation would have been called if I’d been running the Cold War.
Coming home after 10 pints of Guinness and a Prawn Vindaloo, I can assure you that the other passengers on the train did not consider it a win when I used the bin.
December 1, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Coming home after 10 pints of Guinness and a Prawn Vindaloo, I can assure you that the other passengers on the train did not consider it a win when I used the bin.
What?! No way. This is shocking.
November 29, 2023 at 4:13 PM
What?! No way. This is shocking.
Oh, that’s nice for you.
November 20, 2023 at 7:57 AM
Oh, that’s nice for you.
I’m so sorry @michaelglasper.bsky.social You’ve read hundreds of politics books over the years, but it’s me they want. Tough day for you.
November 13, 2023 at 12:27 PM
I’m so sorry @michaelglasper.bsky.social You’ve read hundreds of politics books over the years, but it’s me they want. Tough day for you.
“Such a lovely surprise when I got it home - there were still two sherbet fountains in the pockets”
November 11, 2023 at 8:10 AM
“Such a lovely surprise when I got it home - there were still two sherbet fountains in the pockets”