Richard Splatter
richard-splatter.bsky.social
Richard Splatter
@richard-splatter.bsky.social
I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm
Dark Woke
Bike lane radical
(he/him)
Pinned
Today, I hope you were able to find your grass and touch it ❤️
We lived comfortably through the war so we decided peace was uncomfortable
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I got called a unit at the gym once which was nice
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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After a year of negotiations, more than 1,000 concession workers at Fenway Park and the neighboring MGM Music Hall secured a new union contract that supporters say provides better wages, clearer staffing protocols, and stronger job protections against automation, such as self-checkout machines.
‘A landmark agreement’: Fenway concession workers ratify new contract with Aramark, citing wage and staffing gains - The Boston Globe
The new agreement caps off a contentious bargaining process that included a three-day strike during a July homestand against the Los Angeles Dodgers.
trib.al
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bullshit
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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We have come full circle from "of course we only use AI for prototypes" over "AI is amazing but obviously it needs experts checking on the output and extensive refacoring" to "let's just ship the slop".
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Merry Christmas to all our brave soldiers fighting the war on Christmas. May we someday crawl to freedom from the tyranny of St. Nick.
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
December 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My iPhone 17 review:

When the fuck did they get rid of the back button????
December 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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what is unc but chad persevering
December 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Looks like they're right.

Data Set 1 / Photo 468, the image from yesterday's Epstein files release that included photos of Trump in a drawer, was removed.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Computer, enhance
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Stuffing my family’s stockings with the mueller report in an effort to never be put in charge of stocking stuffers again
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
No meaning, only lore
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Howdy pardner, I’m the sheriff of sucking Bill Clinton off
the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Let’s all have a nice time on the internet
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’d be fine with seeing either tbh
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.

What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?

Who in the USA gov runs the program?

R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM