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Uh, what happened to the money?
EXCLUSIVE: Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.
Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.
The FBI and Justice officials closed the investigation, which a Justice Department appointee had called a “deep state” probe in early 2025.
www.msnbc.com
September 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Uh, what happened to the money?
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#leshow today: Satire lives! THe latest threats from the Stephen Miller Band, plus “Kevin” does yet another commercial for gambling. First airing: 10a PT/1p ET kalw.org, wcbe.org, wamc.org.
Select pub radio stations throughout the day. And podcast almost everywhere.
Select pub radio stations throughout the day. And podcast almost everywhere.
kalw.org
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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i am on this show
Who cares what you're doing this weekend, STORY SMASH is back next FRIDAY night at The Lyric/Hyperion in LA. Do you have your tickets??? Well get on it! bit.ly/3T19kEW w/ @dannyzuker.bsky.social @blainecapatch.bsky.social and Sandra Tsing Loh! Plus spinning the wheel @kennygstevenson.bsky.social
August 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i am on this show
I Indexed all of #Project2025 so we can know how cooked we are open.substack.com/pub/kelliein...
I Indexed All of Project 2025
And it's now available!
open.substack.com
February 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
November 19, 2024 at 9:50 PM
me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
Vlad, The Most Interesting Vampire in Marketing: I don't alvays drink blud, but when I do, I prefer Dos Neckies.
October 24, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Vlad, The Most Interesting Vampire in Marketing: I don't alvays drink blud, but when I do, I prefer Dos Neckies.
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[alphabet committee]
boss: okay what comes after V
designer: two Vs kissing
boss: what
designer: then two Vs doing it
boss: wait
designer: then a V with a huge dong
boss:
designer: two Vs 69ing
boss: okay what comes after V
designer: two Vs kissing
boss: what
designer: then two Vs doing it
boss: wait
designer: then a V with a huge dong
boss:
designer: two Vs 69ing
October 18, 2023 at 5:08 PM
[alphabet committee]
boss: okay what comes after V
designer: two Vs kissing
boss: what
designer: then two Vs doing it
boss: wait
designer: then a V with a huge dong
boss:
designer: two Vs 69ing
boss: okay what comes after V
designer: two Vs kissing
boss: what
designer: then two Vs doing it
boss: wait
designer: then a V with a huge dong
boss:
designer: two Vs 69ing
When you offer the best treats on your street and no one rings your bell, that's Toblerlonely.
October 17, 2023 at 4:37 AM
When you offer the best treats on your street and no one rings your bell, that's Toblerlonely.
Software fail with @rokuplayer? Locked on @netflix but playing The Sandman over The Witcher. Nothing to do but open a jar of dills, sit back and enjoy The Sandwitcher.
October 13, 2023 at 5:27 AM
Software fail with @rokuplayer? Locked on @netflix but playing The Sandman over The Witcher. Nothing to do but open a jar of dills, sit back and enjoy The Sandwitcher.
[interviewer] You say you survived 2 years of pandemic by hoarding? How did you make money doing that?
[candidate] Um, tell me what your medical plan covers, again?
[candidate] Um, tell me what your medical plan covers, again?
October 11, 2023 at 11:03 PM
[interviewer] You say you survived 2 years of pandemic by hoarding? How did you make money doing that?
[candidate] Um, tell me what your medical plan covers, again?
[candidate] Um, tell me what your medical plan covers, again?
All is not lost, Jimmy. We'll always remember the Guinea worm.
October 10, 2023 at 2:26 AM
All is not lost, Jimmy. We'll always remember the Guinea worm.
With this news, Jimmy Carter must be rolling in his too soon.
October 9, 2023 at 6:27 AM
With this news, Jimmy Carter must be rolling in his too soon.
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ME: (falling to my death in an elevator shaft) lol shaft
October 4, 2023 at 9:57 PM
ME: (falling to my death in an elevator shaft) lol shaft
The Spanish know how to rank their vegetables and that is why I often order the esteemed broccoli.
September 24, 2023 at 3:26 PM
The Spanish know how to rank their vegetables and that is why I often order the esteemed broccoli.
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Taught my friend that beard guys have a secret beard handshake. It's just touching beards and yes the lips kiss too but it's about the beard.
September 21, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Taught my friend that beard guys have a secret beard handshake. It's just touching beards and yes the lips kiss too but it's about the beard.
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goddammit (36/36)
September 16, 2023 at 10:33 PM
goddammit (36/36)
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WAITER: is something wrong with your eggs
MARIO: eggs benedict
WAITER: what
LUIGI: someone fucked his eggs
MARIO: eggs benedict
WAITER: what
LUIGI: someone fucked his eggs
September 14, 2023 at 8:41 PM
WAITER: is something wrong with your eggs
MARIO: eggs benedict
WAITER: what
LUIGI: someone fucked his eggs
MARIO: eggs benedict
WAITER: what
LUIGI: someone fucked his eggs