Come see Sir Rod Stewart lay some pipe at our noon show!
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Come see Sir Rod Stewart lay some pipe at our noon show!
Well, get to it, then. Time is short!
September 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Well, get to it, then. Time is short!
Mine drives a robot truck so I toss in a can of 30-weight, too.
July 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Mine drives a robot truck so I toss in a can of 30-weight, too.
President Bojack should aspire to be as thoughtful as Mr. Peanutbutter.
June 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
President Bojack should aspire to be as thoughtful as Mr. Peanutbutter.
Oh, to live in a place and time where there is nothing to say.
June 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Oh, to live in a place and time where there is nothing to say.
Efrem Zimbalist Jr's got this place locked down tight.
June 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Efrem Zimbalist Jr's got this place locked down tight.
Findom? Porpoise slapping is what we called it long ago.
May 31, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Findom? Porpoise slapping is what we called it long ago.
Are you in your Jiminy Glick phase? If so, other actors are right to be scared.
May 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Are you in your Jiminy Glick phase? If so, other actors are right to be scared.
Somewhere to squeeze a zit,
Somewhere to shit.
Somewhere to shit.
April 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Somewhere to squeeze a zit,
Somewhere to shit.
Somewhere to shit.
And what is a Muffet?
It's a diminutive muff.
It's a diminutive muff.
March 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
And what is a Muffet?
It's a diminutive muff.
It's a diminutive muff.
You sat down on a burning ring of fire.
March 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You sat down on a burning ring of fire.
Still got your eggs?
March 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Still got your eggs?
You're saying Scrooge was window shopping on his way home, that foggy evening? Admiring the wares before tucking into a bowl of gruel?
December 25, 2024 at 6:14 PM
You're saying Scrooge was window shopping on his way home, that foggy evening? Admiring the wares before tucking into a bowl of gruel?
There aren't that many. If we were to round them up they would fit in a small stadium, and that would be a good start.
October 26, 2024 at 3:15 PM
There aren't that many. If we were to round them up they would fit in a small stadium, and that would be a good start.
One megagram limit. So only lightweight stuff.
May 4, 2024 at 3:52 PM
One megagram limit. So only lightweight stuff.
Ring me up when it is time to bunberry.
March 3, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Ring me up when it is time to bunberry.
Same for tossing off. Double the pleasure.
February 25, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Same for tossing off. Double the pleasure.
Too much pressure.
February 16, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Too much pressure.