rey ✨ the noble oracle
@reynoble.bsky.social
your local chaotic neutral creator & oracle
🐺 feral goblin queer
🍃 cannabis connoisseur
🌋 anti-capitalist & anti-colonist
🎙️ co-host of AU CITY
🐦⬛ founder of GRACKLEKORE
🔮 pronouns may vary (they/she/he)
channeled messages only (readings closed)
🐺 feral goblin queer
🍃 cannabis connoisseur
🌋 anti-capitalist & anti-colonist
🎙️ co-host of AU CITY
🐦⬛ founder of GRACKLEKORE
🔮 pronouns may vary (they/she/he)
channeled messages only (readings closed)
the far to fart typo pipeline is too easy to succumb to #yohoawriterslifeforme
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
the far to fart typo pipeline is too easy to succumb to #yohoawriterslifeforme
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New Review & Interview. V.P. Anderson is the author of "Blood City Rollers", a fun middle grade graphic novel where vampires play roller derby. Check out my full #bookreview and #literaryhypepodcast interview with the author here.
#booksky
#booksky
Book Review: “Blood City Rollers” by VP Anderson
Sometimes, I grab ARCs a bit willy nilly at book events, then get home to find some interesting titles in my pile. That's how I ended up with Blood City Rollers by V.P. Anderson, and I'm not mad about it. Blood City Rollers is about a young ice skater named Mina. She's on track to be an Olympian, but then she wipes out during a competition.
literaryhypewoman.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
New Review & Interview. V.P. Anderson is the author of "Blood City Rollers", a fun middle grade graphic novel where vampires play roller derby. Check out my full #bookreview and #literaryhypepodcast interview with the author here.
#booksky
#booksky
Reddit: don’t do it
Me: i’m gonna do it
Reddit: please no
Me in r/TwinPeaks: I think *bad take* is reductive to the show as a whole and ignores the truth of Laura Palmer—
Me: i’m gonna do it
Reddit: please no
Me in r/TwinPeaks: I think *bad take* is reductive to the show as a whole and ignores the truth of Laura Palmer—
September 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Reddit: don’t do it
Me: i’m gonna do it
Reddit: please no
Me in r/TwinPeaks: I think *bad take* is reductive to the show as a whole and ignores the truth of Laura Palmer—
Me: i’m gonna do it
Reddit: please no
Me in r/TwinPeaks: I think *bad take* is reductive to the show as a whole and ignores the truth of Laura Palmer—
I need a lesbian coming of age film àla Booksmart x Superbad but with the unhinged sapphic energy of Bottoms is that too much to ask for
August 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I need a lesbian coming of age film àla Booksmart x Superbad but with the unhinged sapphic energy of Bottoms is that too much to ask for
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A new study found that the United States was responsible for 55 percent of the pollution emitted by private jets globally.
Private jets polluted more than all flights from Heathrow, study finds
A new study found that the United States was responsible for 55 percent of the pollution emitted by private jets globally.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
A new study found that the United States was responsible for 55 percent of the pollution emitted by private jets globally.
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“black boys ain’t meant to vanish”
tamir was a name
before it was a hashtag.
was a laugh
before it was a lesson.
was twelve—
not a prophet,
not a threat,
just a kid
with a toy
& a country
that never learned to love
Black joy.
#TamirRice #BLM #BlackSky #RIP
tamir was a name
before it was a hashtag.
was a laugh
before it was a lesson.
was twelve—
not a prophet,
not a threat,
just a kid
with a toy
& a country
that never learned to love
Black joy.
#TamirRice #BLM #BlackSky #RIP
June 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“black boys ain’t meant to vanish”
tamir was a name
before it was a hashtag.
was a laugh
before it was a lesson.
was twelve—
not a prophet,
not a threat,
just a kid
with a toy
& a country
that never learned to love
Black joy.
#TamirRice #BLM #BlackSky #RIP
tamir was a name
before it was a hashtag.
was a laugh
before it was a lesson.
was twelve—
not a prophet,
not a threat,
just a kid
with a toy
& a country
that never learned to love
Black joy.
#TamirRice #BLM #BlackSky #RIP
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My entire life, the Democratic party has primarily campaigned to the Persuadable Republican, a person who, my entire life, has never existed
I’ve heard Mamdani give versions of this line before but it’s worth repeating that his winning strategy was talking to actual human beings who might vote for him, versus some mythical voter democrats are trying to swing from the right who does not exist.
June 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My entire life, the Democratic party has primarily campaigned to the Persuadable Republican, a person who, my entire life, has never existed
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This is Airman Christian Stephens posting a public video denouncing the current treatment of undocumented immigrants in the U.S.
He was put on an involuntary 72-hour psychiatric hold after posting it (follow-up video in the comments)
He was put on an involuntary 72-hour psychiatric hold after posting it (follow-up video in the comments)
June 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is Airman Christian Stephens posting a public video denouncing the current treatment of undocumented immigrants in the U.S.
He was put on an involuntary 72-hour psychiatric hold after posting it (follow-up video in the comments)
He was put on an involuntary 72-hour psychiatric hold after posting it (follow-up video in the comments)
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Christian Stephens
June 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Christian Stephens
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It’s been interesting (to say the least) watching people respond to this very basic post with BUT THINGS SUCK RIGHT NOW.
Yes. They do. But we can’t out-anger fascists.
Yes. They do. But we can’t out-anger fascists.
i don't mean to come off as rude but we cannot sustain ourselves on outrage and anger forever. i think it's even more important now to post about other things too. even if it gets less engagement. you never know who will find it cool and interesting.
It’s a real mindfuck when most ppl wanna post about their latest failures/successes, or weird shit they saw in the wild or cool stuff they made…but the country is a cesspool so cool/weird shit seems trite.
June 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It’s been interesting (to say the least) watching people respond to this very basic post with BUT THINGS SUCK RIGHT NOW.
Yes. They do. But we can’t out-anger fascists.
Yes. They do. But we can’t out-anger fascists.
biggest Hollywood fuck up: no Sky High sequels
June 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
biggest Hollywood fuck up: no Sky High sequels
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Everyone I knew who covered disinformation got laid off, their bosses got bullied into firing them, or they changed their beats from actual Nazi harassment campaigns. It cannot be stressed the damage the paid-for Substack “free speech” guys did in the service of fascism and against real free speech.
i've been trying to see what the right wing platforms (even outside of X) are showing people regarding the protests in LA and i am not sure it can be overstated just how much the AI slop is being used to reinforce the idea that downtown is a post-apocalyptic war zone
June 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Everyone I knew who covered disinformation got laid off, their bosses got bullied into firing them, or they changed their beats from actual Nazi harassment campaigns. It cannot be stressed the damage the paid-for Substack “free speech” guys did in the service of fascism and against real free speech.
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Abolish ICE. What the fuck.
BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.
June 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Abolish ICE. What the fuck.
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One of the things mentioned here is that they arrived in unmarked cars and wore casual clothing, so if staff hadn’t had the courage to tell them to go away, how would you know they were federal agents and not random adult men abducting children? This should be the biggest conservative mom panic ever
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
One of the things mentioned here is that they arrived in unmarked cars and wore casual clothing, so if staff hadn’t had the courage to tell them to go away, how would you know they were federal agents and not random adult men abducting children? This should be the biggest conservative mom panic ever
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“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.”
Doechii at the #BETAwards
Doechii at the #BETAwards
June 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.”
Doechii at the #BETAwards
Doechii at the #BETAwards
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Officially in my Rogue Radical Professor era.
Let's GOOOOOO.
Let's GOOOOOO.
June 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Officially in my Rogue Radical Professor era.
Let's GOOOOOO.
Let's GOOOOOO.
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A statement on my having left Unbound/Boundless.
June 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
A statement on my having left Unbound/Boundless.
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I have seen more than one person say that talking about Cuomo’s documented sexual harassment is “purity politics” and y’all, the purity politics label is supposed to be about “sorry this guy’s not ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, so I can’t vote for him.”
It’s not for “this guys the fucking WORST.”
It’s not for “this guys the fucking WORST.”
June 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I have seen more than one person say that talking about Cuomo’s documented sexual harassment is “purity politics” and y’all, the purity politics label is supposed to be about “sorry this guy’s not ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, so I can’t vote for him.”
It’s not for “this guys the fucking WORST.”
It’s not for “this guys the fucking WORST.”
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200+ scientists are in the middle of a marathon livestream to show why weather and climate science is so important and needs all our help to continue.
It is here: wclivestream.com/watch
It is here: wclivestream.com/watch
Redirecting to: https://www.youtube.com/@wclivestream/live
wclivestream.com
May 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
200+ scientists are in the middle of a marathon livestream to show why weather and climate science is so important and needs all our help to continue.
It is here: wclivestream.com/watch
It is here: wclivestream.com/watch
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Beyond parody.
May 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Beyond parody.
no thoughts for you, you, you, or me 👼
May 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
no thoughts for you, you, you, or me 👼
*waggles hand* absolutely not I shan’t share a single thought
May 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
*waggles hand* absolutely not I shan’t share a single thought
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$800
It's gonna cost me $800 to get this tooth removed, which is so broken it's "barely hanging on" per the dentist.
If anyone is feeling generous, my venmo is j_arledge
#mutualaid #dentist
It's gonna cost me $800 to get this tooth removed, which is so broken it's "barely hanging on" per the dentist.
If anyone is feeling generous, my venmo is j_arledge
#mutualaid #dentist
I have to go to the dentist this morning
The last dentist I saw left bruises on my face after a routine cleaning
So if anyone is wondering, 2 years is the max you can live with a broken tooth before it's too much.
The last dentist I saw left bruises on my face after a routine cleaning
So if anyone is wondering, 2 years is the max you can live with a broken tooth before it's too much.
May 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
$800
It's gonna cost me $800 to get this tooth removed, which is so broken it's "barely hanging on" per the dentist.
If anyone is feeling generous, my venmo is j_arledge
#mutualaid #dentist
It's gonna cost me $800 to get this tooth removed, which is so broken it's "barely hanging on" per the dentist.
If anyone is feeling generous, my venmo is j_arledge
#mutualaid #dentist
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Trump’s racist trolling of South Africa’s president today is perhaps the most racist WH moment since Woodrow Wilson screened Birth of a Nation there in 1915.
i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet
May 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Trump’s racist trolling of South Africa’s president today is perhaps the most racist WH moment since Woodrow Wilson screened Birth of a Nation there in 1915.
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most places burying the lead but BACK ON PBS running day and date!!!
May 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
most places burying the lead but BACK ON PBS running day and date!!!