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If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!
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AOC: We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind. It's not about Progressive. It's not moderate, it's not liberal. This is about do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And the assignment is you come together…
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
AOC: We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind. It's not about Progressive. It's not moderate, it's not liberal. This is about do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And the assignment is you come together…
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Please don’t make “Ding dong the witch is dead” posts about Dick Cheney. It is disrespectful to witches, who are awesome.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Please don’t make “Ding dong the witch is dead” posts about Dick Cheney. It is disrespectful to witches, who are awesome.
#nokings is officially the biggest protest in the history of the U.S. and they were all peaceful, even with fascists showing up to agitate others for a reaction. #nokingsince1776
October 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
#nokings is officially the biggest protest in the history of the U.S. and they were all peaceful, even with fascists showing up to agitate others for a reaction. #nokingsince1776
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Republicans: We’re not fascists.
Also Republicans: If you call us fascists we will lock you up.
Also Republicans: If you call us fascists we will lock you up.
September 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Republicans: We’re not fascists.
Also Republicans: If you call us fascists we will lock you up.
Also Republicans: If you call us fascists we will lock you up.
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The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
September 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
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Breaking: Trump fires his tape measure because it told him his penis is one inch long.
August 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Breaking: Trump fires his tape measure because it told him his penis is one inch long.
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Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
Today would be a good day to cancel your #ParamountPlus subscription if you have one 👍
July 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Today would be a good day to cancel your #ParamountPlus subscription if you have one 👍
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“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
July 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
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So glad we all get to experience the Most Ironic Independence Day In American History.
July 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So glad we all get to experience the Most Ironic Independence Day In American History.
So when are they impeaching the tangerine tyrant? Or does he get to break all laws imaginable with zero repercussions???
June 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
So when are they impeaching the tangerine tyrant? Or does he get to break all laws imaginable with zero repercussions???
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I want you to remember this... everyday
June 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I want you to remember this... everyday
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The attendants of Trump’s parade were mostly men because he can’t make women come.
June 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The attendants of Trump’s parade were mostly men because he can’t make women come.
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This audience member might have just broken Jon #AfterTheCut
June 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This audience member might have just broken Jon #AfterTheCut
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Oppression breeds rebellion.
June 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Oppression breeds rebellion.
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Imagine complaining about Latinos being in a city called "Los Angeles."
June 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Imagine complaining about Latinos being in a city called "Los Angeles."
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For decades the NRA and other gun nuts told us that their guns were to protect us all from a tyrannical government. So a tyrannical government is here, they are all sitting on their asses, and the people who want gun control have taken to the streets to defy the tyrannical government instead.
June 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
For decades the NRA and other gun nuts told us that their guns were to protect us all from a tyrannical government. So a tyrannical government is here, they are all sitting on their asses, and the people who want gun control have taken to the streets to defy the tyrannical government instead.
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Imagine touting you’re a follower of Jesus Christ while simultaneously being big mad that people are celebrating acceptance.
June 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Imagine touting you’re a follower of Jesus Christ while simultaneously being big mad that people are celebrating acceptance.
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We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope.
May 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope.
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New Corkscrew Whirlycoaster IUD Gets Sperm Cell Too Dizzy To Find Uterus
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May 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New Corkscrew Whirlycoaster IUD Gets Sperm Cell Too Dizzy To Find Uterus
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