Anubis weighs
My heart by hand
When he finds out
I’m six foot seven

I think it should remain possible to work professionally on video games without having to move to scandinavia or eastern europe.

Playing Hollow Knight has made me masochistic.
I’m not good at this platforming shit and I die on average, 50 times in a row. But then I finally make it and I get the kind of rush I suspect heroin addicts experience when they get high for the first time. And it really make those 50 deaths worth it.

Fondly remembering the time the Baroque Frogger mobile game gave me the single most fucked push notification I've ever received.

hell yeah

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.