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Data Analyst. Works in business of losing elections. All I know is none of this was my fault.

Passively seeking something else to talk about besides politics.
Pinned
Comer literally goes on to say “well it would be a problem if” and then lists several things THAT TRUMP HAS DONE IN THE PAST. And tried to keep secret.

Jesus Christ these people are like if the psychological concept of hypocrisy became a real person and put on a suit.
CNN: You are chairman of the Oversight Committee. Do you think Trump should divest from his business interests?

COMER: Well, I think he's been transparent
Many people are saying it though…
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Well, at least you can’t say they didn’t bring in an expert.
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Whether or not it works, this is definitely the plan they came up with in the emergency crisis management meeting that convinced Trump to let everyone go home.
Instead of just releasing the Epstein files, Trump ordered the DOJ to investigate Democrats and AG Pam Bondi is complying.

Are they setting up a pretext to block the release by arguing the files are now part of an active investigation? I’m not saying that would work, but he’s desperate to block.
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Weird how someone Trump says is in the files wants the files released.

But Trump, who is both definitely not in the files and the person most able to release them, does not want them released.

I guess that proves he’s not in them! Otherwise he would have released them.

This is perfect logic.
Shit.

Pam Bondi has radicalized Reid Hoffman.

👀
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Pulte, the guy in charge of all this housing nonsense, is a scion of one of the largest, McMansion builders in the country.

Nobody ever seems to bring that up.

They literally looked for the most corrupt person they could find in any given area and told them to go buck wild.
The Trump admin is an organized crime operation that has control of the US government.
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I have deep knowledge of Democrats being involved with Epstein!

No don’t ask how I know. It certainly isn’t because I was also a part of these activities!

And there are no files except the ones we gave you that prove I’m not involved because they don’t mention me.

But I’ve also never heard of him
bringing up Epstein and peddling obvious lies about your ties with him is certainly a choice
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If America had two lists in 2024, one titled “Friends” and another “Enemies”, not nearly enough is made of the fact that Trump came in and just flat out switched the two around for no good reason.
Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m old enough to remember that one of the leading excuses for not addressing climate change was “well countries like China won’t stop burning fossil fuels and being dirty, so if we switch to green energy we won’t be competitive.” 🙄
I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What a weird coincidence that Trump’s dear sex trafficking friend just so happened to be arrested when Trump was president.

And instead of trying to get revenge or protect himself by telling what he knew, he “chose” to commit suicide.

How completely illogical of him. Oh well guess we’ll never know
Wolff: I was trying to encourage Epstein to use what information he had—let Trump publicly tell a lie then expose the lie. Epstein was afraid of Trump. In the end, I think he was starting to get to this point that he might publicly talk about this relationship but then he was arrested and died.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Uh…uh…uh…how do we make it seem like we care about kids despite Trump being involved in a child sex trafficking ring?

Oh man this is really hard. I didn’t sign up for this becoming public.

I don’t know…something about adoption? Just go with it! NOW!
Trump: "Christians and more, think of this, more than twice as likely foster care they'll adopt the general population. They adopt to it so easily. When they get out, they adopt to it like it's become second nature. It's amazing."
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It’s not a bad bet and has certainly worked for them in the past.

But harming children is way too visceral of a crime and they were going so hard on the files for years that backing up on it now would be like throwing your car in reverse while screaming down the highway.
Jesse Watters is straight up lying to his audience about the Epstein emails and hoping his viewers too dull and/or indoctrinated to notice
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
They’re basically just smashing taillights to write tickets at this point.
FOX: Fox can now confirm that Eric Swalwell has been criminally referred to the DOJ accused of mortgage fraud.
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No they’re not. That’s preposterous. Nobody really believed it when Musk said he did it and nobody is going to buy this.

They’re not the cast of The West Wing. None of them are that diligent.

None of them care that much.
Brooke Rollins: "We're working, literally, 20 to 22 hours a day."
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is dumb for a lot of reasons but one of them is that the immigrants he hates the most are absolutely not living where the (white) people he’s talking about want to live.

He’s using this dumb line because the economy is so bad he can’t pretend they’re taking away jobs anymore.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Real question. What do we get for these tax breaks?

Trump is all about transaction politics, so why shouldn’t we?

What service does Amazon provide with this money? I want Bezos in front of Congress with charts.

Explain to us why his business is more important than Medicaid.
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Breaking News: Americans still hate pedophilia despite recent GOP efforts to garner support.
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Grand jury: “We vote to not indict James Comey.”

Halligan: “Vote to indict! Thank you very much!”

GJ: “That’s not what we said.”

H: “Sorry, I already wrote it down and checked the box for guilty. Thanks though! No, a transcript won’t be necessary. Bye~~~~”
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It would be amazing if her source on this was Donald Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think we all know these questions are rhetorical but for those born yesterday, it’s because the only point of meeting with Maxwell was to secure false testimony that Trump wasn’t involved with Epstein.

That’s it. These people aren’t smart or subtle. Things are usually exactly what they look like.
Blanche didn’t ask Maxwell a single question about any of these emails. Then he moved her to Club Fed where she is served individual meals and has a puppy and numerous other special privileges while she prepares her clemency petition. WHY?
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This will not prevent them from swearing the numbers would’ve been amazing if not for the shut down.
Kevin Hassett on the October jobs report: "We'll maybe be able to concoct something, but we'll never actually know for sure what the unemployment rate was in October."
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This literally happens every time a notable figure is discovered to have had sex with someone below the age of consent.

“Oh no it’s not as bad as all that! 15 year olds are basically adults! It’s not like it was with a “child” or something!!”🙄

Disgusting behavior. Of course it would happen now too
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Pizzagaters were desperately trying to find some way to make this email and others like it into evidence of a child sex trafficking ring.

Meanwhile, the real ring was being run by people like Trump where they basically said hello mr. human trafficker, can I visit your island of slaves this weekend?
Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.

This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Remember when people thought Wayfair was secretly selling children on their website?

Like, somehow all of this was backed by an elaborate scam to pay tens of thousands of dollars for cabinets on a public website?

But nope. Turns out you just emailed Epstein for some child sex and he hooked you up.
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Republican governance working as they intended it.
Kind of wild that while food assistance was withheld from millions of families, one Trump-supporting billionaire (Ellison) saw his net worth grow more this year than the entire SNAP budget. And the YTD gains of the other four richest men would’ve fully covered salaries for all 2M federal employees.
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Relegated Things
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM