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Data Analyst. Works in business of losing elections. All I know is none of this was my fault.
Passively seeking something else to talk about besides politics.
Passively seeking something else to talk about besides politics.
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CNN: You are chairman of the Oversight Committee. Do you think Trump should divest from his business interests?
COMER: Well, I think he's been transparent
COMER: Well, I think he's been transparent
Comer literally goes on to say “well it would be a problem if” and then lists several things THAT TRUMP HAS DONE IN THE PAST. And tried to keep secret.
Jesus Christ these people are like if the psychological concept of hypocrisy became a real person and put on a suit.
Jesus Christ these people are like if the psychological concept of hypocrisy became a real person and put on a suit.
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These are concentration camps. And these are the numbers they're comfortable sharing.
This is the sixth death in ICE custody in 18 days. This isn’t enforcement, it’s a system that cages people, outsources care, and shrugs when they die. Abolish ICE.
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM
These are concentration camps. And these are the numbers they're comfortable sharing.
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They're investigating the victim's wife, the victim's friends, the mayor and the governor too, but no, they're not even going to glance in the direction of the murderer.
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
They're investigating the victim's wife, the victim's friends, the mayor and the governor too, but no, they're not even going to glance in the direction of the murderer.
He should be impeached and removed now but at least there might still be a red line for the cowards in the Republic Party.
Too bad that line is literally “destroying all alliances created post WWII”
Too bad that line is literally “destroying all alliances created post WWII”
January 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
He should be impeached and removed now but at least there might still be a red line for the cowards in the Republic Party.
Too bad that line is literally “destroying all alliances created post WWII”
Too bad that line is literally “destroying all alliances created post WWII”
How else are you supposed to describe an outside militarized force that completely overwhelms and subsumes local law enforcement?
BRENNAN: You said 'occupying force.' Don't you think that's a bit much?
FREY: When you have 3,000 ICE agents and CBP come to your city, when you've got this supposed threat of 1,500 military coming to your city, that's very much what it feels like
FREY: When you have 3,000 ICE agents and CBP come to your city, when you've got this supposed threat of 1,500 military coming to your city, that's very much what it feels like
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
How else are you supposed to describe an outside militarized force that completely overwhelms and subsumes local law enforcement?
Millions already got the message that we can kill you for opposing us, so why would we do anything to contradict that?
It’s almost like you expect the government to not murder you in the street? What is this? America? 🙄
It’s almost like you expect the government to not murder you in the street? What is this? America? 🙄
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Millions already got the message that we can kill you for opposing us, so why would we do anything to contradict that?
It’s almost like you expect the government to not murder you in the street? What is this? America? 🙄
It’s almost like you expect the government to not murder you in the street? What is this? America? 🙄
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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The people in LA threw rocks and smashed car windows and the brownshirts still managed to not shoot an innocent woman in the face.
Kristi Noem: "When we did these operations in other cities across the country, we didn't see this kind of violence. We didn't see organized, funded protesters come in to conduct acts of violence against our law enforcement officers like we're seeing in Minneapolis."
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The people in LA threw rocks and smashed car windows and the brownshirts still managed to not shoot an innocent woman in the face.
Several people Trump pardoned for their crimes during the Jan 6th insurrection went on to sexually abuse children.
Kristi Noem: "I can't tell the people of Minnesota exactly how many dangerous criminals they have. I do know they're extremely grateful every time we get a pedophile off the street."
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Several people Trump pardoned for their crimes during the Jan 6th insurrection went on to sexually abuse children.
We can impeach these judges, right?
Put him on that list for constantly wrongly deciding cases based on personal beliefs contrary to the Constitution.
Put him on that list for constantly wrongly deciding cases based on personal beliefs contrary to the Constitution.
Judge Kacsmaryk rejects challenge by West Texas A&M University's LGBQT club to drag show ban, saying the First Amendment doesn't protect "self-expression in all forms, and certainly not the libertine 'expressive conduct' absolutism envisioned" by the group. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Findings of Fact & Conclusions of Law – #168 in Spectrum WT v. Wendler (N.D. Tex., 2:23-cv-00048) – CourtListener.com
FINDINGS OF FACT AND CONCLUSIONS OF LAW (Ordered by Judge Matthew J. Kacsmaryk on 1/17/2026) (vls)
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January 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
We can impeach these judges, right?
Put him on that list for constantly wrongly deciding cases based on personal beliefs contrary to the Constitution.
Put him on that list for constantly wrongly deciding cases based on personal beliefs contrary to the Constitution.
Our country is run by a bunch of the biggest losers on the planet.
Bessent: "I'm not going to discuss my conversations with the president. But if I said that, I was wrong."
January 18, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Our country is run by a bunch of the biggest losers on the planet.
This is predicated on the absolute idiotic argument that the only way to avoid an adversary taking over Greenland is to take it over ourselves, which completely ignores NATO’s entire purpose.
WELKER: What is the national emergency that justifies this new slate of tariffs?
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This is predicated on the absolute idiotic argument that the only way to avoid an adversary taking over Greenland is to take it over ourselves, which completely ignores NATO’s entire purpose.
Good. These chodes are just as much collaborators in fascism as the actual members of ICE and the regime.
Hundreds of anti-ICE protesters in Minneapolis chased off a small group of far-right activists, pelting them with water balloons in the freezing cold
Anti-ICE Demonstrators Chase Off Pardoned Jan. 6 Rioter With Water Balloons At Minneapolis Rally
Some in the crowd tossed water balloons that soaked the right-wing demonstrators as temperatures hit -4 degrees Fahrenheit with the wind chill.
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January 18, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Good. These chodes are just as much collaborators in fascism as the actual members of ICE and the regime.
It’s the only game where the president gets to feel like a special boy and everyone has to kiss his ass.
That’s why he cares about it.
That’s why he cares about it.
I mean, aside from everything else, isn’t Army-Navy generally a mediocre game of football?
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
It’s the only game where the president gets to feel like a special boy and everyone has to kiss his ass.
That’s why he cares about it.
That’s why he cares about it.
If he was talking about a woman who refused to go on a date with him, everyone would understand what exactly is going on here.
WELKER: Is Greenland or NATO more vital to natl security?
BESSENT: That's obviously a false choice
W: Not to European leaders
B: They will come around & understand they need to be under the US security umbrella. What would happen in Ukraine if the US pulled support? The whole thing would collapse
BESSENT: That's obviously a false choice
W: Not to European leaders
B: They will come around & understand they need to be under the US security umbrella. What would happen in Ukraine if the US pulled support? The whole thing would collapse
January 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
If he was talking about a woman who refused to go on a date with him, everyone would understand what exactly is going on here.
I wish people would assume every Democrat in the party is like our good ones rather than constantly yelling at us that we’re all like our worst ones.
Also a pet dragon and a winning Powerball ticket.
Also a pet dragon and a winning Powerball ticket.
a hot take: there is real overlap between spanberger’s first set of executive orders and mamdani’s www.wtvr.com/news/local-n...
Money, Education, Immigration: Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger just signed 10 executive orders
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger signed 10 executive orders on her first day, targeting cost of living, healthcare, housing and education issues.
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January 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I wish people would assume every Democrat in the party is like our good ones rather than constantly yelling at us that we’re all like our worst ones.
Also a pet dragon and a winning Powerball ticket.
Also a pet dragon and a winning Powerball ticket.
They’re trying to loophole in the court of public opinion that Kavanaugh Stops equal Kavanaugh Arrests.
And if Justice Kavanaugh cared about the law more than the smell of his brain farts, he might be pretty mad about that.
And if Justice Kavanaugh cared about the law more than the smell of his brain farts, he might be pretty mad about that.
DHS getting basic 4th Amendment law wrong on its official Twitter account.
Seems like this post is bound to show up as an exhibit in one of the cases challenging ICE/Border Control enforcement actions.
Seems like this post is bound to show up as an exhibit in one of the cases challenging ICE/Border Control enforcement actions.
January 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
They’re trying to loophole in the court of public opinion that Kavanaugh Stops equal Kavanaugh Arrests.
And if Justice Kavanaugh cared about the law more than the smell of his brain farts, he might be pretty mad about that.
And if Justice Kavanaugh cared about the law more than the smell of his brain farts, he might be pretty mad about that.
Is that chyron right? Is there seriously a “pro-ice” protest going on?
Omar: "We have a president itching to have a riot in the city so that he can invoke the Insurrection Act. That is not something that we want. We want to make sure that he's not going to use the anger MN residents feel after they watched their neighbor get shot in the face to bring about more pain."
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Is that chyron right? Is there seriously a “pro-ice” protest going on?
Why is the Supreme Court just sitting on their thumbs letting him do this?
I mean, if you want him to do tariffs just release the bullshit 6-3 ruling saying so.
If you don’t want him to do this, what more do you need?
“Oh no! Type faster! He’s still doing tariffs! Damn my fat fingers!”
I mean, if you want him to do tariffs just release the bullshit 6-3 ruling saying so.
If you don’t want him to do this, what more do you need?
“Oh no! Type faster! He’s still doing tariffs! Damn my fat fingers!”
Trump just placed a tariff on most of the EU of 10% that will increase to 25% in June unless they agree to sell him Greenland.
This is mad king shit.
This is mad king shit.
January 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Why is the Supreme Court just sitting on their thumbs letting him do this?
I mean, if you want him to do tariffs just release the bullshit 6-3 ruling saying so.
If you don’t want him to do this, what more do you need?
“Oh no! Type faster! He’s still doing tariffs! Damn my fat fingers!”
I mean, if you want him to do tariffs just release the bullshit 6-3 ruling saying so.
If you don’t want him to do this, what more do you need?
“Oh no! Type faster! He’s still doing tariffs! Damn my fat fingers!”
“Give me your house or I’m gonna beat the shit out of my kids” - Trump for some reason.
The U.S Government is now threatening fellow NATO members with 10% tariffs, rising to 25% on 1st June, if we don’t hand Greenland to the mad Emperor in the White House.
I wonder if most Americans even know this is happening?
Under no circumstances should we cave to this economic warfare.
I wonder if most Americans even know this is happening?
Under no circumstances should we cave to this economic warfare.
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
“Give me your house or I’m gonna beat the shit out of my kids” - Trump for some reason.
The only way this argument makes sense is you think Russia or China is capable of taking Greenland.
The only way you could think that is if you either believe Denmark would just give it to them, they could beat the US military, or the USA wouldn’t defend NATO.
Which is it MAGA?
The only way you could think that is if you either believe Denmark would just give it to them, they could beat the US military, or the USA wouldn’t defend NATO.
Which is it MAGA?
UN Ambassador Mike Waltz on Greenland: "Denmark just doesn't have the resources or capacity to do what needs to be done in the northern region. And to the Democrats who say 'they're giving you full access,' everybody knows if you're renting a place you treat it differently than if you own it."
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The only way this argument makes sense is you think Russia or China is capable of taking Greenland.
The only way you could think that is if you either believe Denmark would just give it to them, they could beat the US military, or the USA wouldn’t defend NATO.
Which is it MAGA?
The only way you could think that is if you either believe Denmark would just give it to them, they could beat the US military, or the USA wouldn’t defend NATO.
Which is it MAGA?
This is a far better deal than what MAGA has to offer.
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This is a far better deal than what MAGA has to offer.
If these Nazis want a white ethnostate then they should stick to the food culture that would entail.
Basically it’s Cracker Barrel or nothing for these fucks.
Basically it’s Cracker Barrel or nothing for these fucks.
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
If these Nazis want a white ethnostate then they should stick to the food culture that would entail.
Basically it’s Cracker Barrel or nothing for these fucks.
Basically it’s Cracker Barrel or nothing for these fucks.
Has anyone asked Miller or Trump or anyone why they think Russia or China could take over Greenland?
Either they think they can beat us or they don’t think we’ll keep our commitment to NATO.
This is the biggest flaw in that particular argument and I wonder why it hasn’t come up before.
Either they think they can beat us or they don’t think we’ll keep our commitment to NATO.
This is the biggest flaw in that particular argument and I wonder why it hasn’t come up before.
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Has anyone asked Miller or Trump or anyone why they think Russia or China could take over Greenland?
Either they think they can beat us or they don’t think we’ll keep our commitment to NATO.
This is the biggest flaw in that particular argument and I wonder why it hasn’t come up before.
Either they think they can beat us or they don’t think we’ll keep our commitment to NATO.
This is the biggest flaw in that particular argument and I wonder why it hasn’t come up before.
Of all the fascist nerds in this regime, this loser looks like he deserves to be shoved into a locker the most.
Deputy HHS Secretary Jim O'Neill says on Fox that he personally went to Minnesota to investigate fraud but makes clear he found nothing, instead complaining that "a woman in a fancy car spotted us, gave us an unfriendly gesture and actually followed us for about 10 minutes."
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Of all the fascist nerds in this regime, this loser looks like he deserves to be shoved into a locker the most.
So she gave $2.5 million and they were like “yeah that’s only good enough for a light sentence. If you want a pardon you’ll need to cough up an extra million.”
Absolute mafia behavior.
Absolute mafia behavior.
January 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
So she gave $2.5 million and they were like “yeah that’s only good enough for a light sentence. If you want a pardon you’ll need to cough up an extra million.”
Absolute mafia behavior.
Absolute mafia behavior.