Regan Hofmann
@reganhofmann.bsky.social
I write about food and drinks because it's a food and drinks kind of town.
The Simpsons began losing its magic the minute they sold out Marge’s culinary prowess
February 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Simpsons began losing its magic the minute they sold out Marge’s culinary prowess
God I miss websites. Just a simple website you could visit and receive information from? Bliss.
There are no websites that you visit anymore. Either you see a headline on social media and don’t click or you try to order a sandwich and it makes you download an app and tell it the last four digits of your social security number for Pepperoni Points
January 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
God I miss websites. Just a simple website you could visit and receive information from? Bliss.
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Tomorrow I'm dropping the first 'paid subscribers-only' bonus CABBAGES content of the year. I'd love for more of you who love independent and underground hip-hop (and bad movies!) to sign up, so I'm offering a big discount right now. www.cabbageshiphop.com/new-subscrib...
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January 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Tomorrow I'm dropping the first 'paid subscribers-only' bonus CABBAGES content of the year. I'd love for more of you who love independent and underground hip-hop (and bad movies!) to sign up, so I'm offering a big discount right now. www.cabbageshiphop.com/new-subscrib...
Shocked, I am shocked that a restaurant touting its old fish program has closed after less than a year.
ny.eater.com/2025/1/7/243...
ny.eater.com/2025/1/7/243...
‘Top Chef’ Winner Harold Dieterle Has Already Closed His New Restaurant
What’s happening at Il Totano?
ny.eater.com
January 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Shocked, I am shocked that a restaurant touting its old fish program has closed after less than a year.
ny.eater.com/2025/1/7/243...
ny.eater.com/2025/1/7/243...
After weeks of panic and pearl-clutching, this is what United’s comms office came up with to solve being the most hated company in the world.
January 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After weeks of panic and pearl-clutching, this is what United’s comms office came up with to solve being the most hated company in the world.
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waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
January 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
Getting 2025 off to a roaring start by cooking rancid meat for dinner
January 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Getting 2025 off to a roaring start by cooking rancid meat for dinner
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Wanna read more in the new year? Try having been over-praised for it as a child
December 31, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Wanna read more in the new year? Try having been over-praised for it as a child
Simultaneously furious I didn't write this myself and thrilled to have received it for Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Simultaneously furious I didn't write this myself and thrilled to have received it for Christmas
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Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three ghosts will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing.
December 23, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three ghosts will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing.
Nameless man with a giant hand
December 22, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Nameless man with a giant hand
finally, I have an answer to the question my kid's been asking for years. thanks, LinkedIn influencer!
December 10, 2024 at 2:43 PM
finally, I have an answer to the question my kid's been asking for years. thanks, LinkedIn influencer!
all my loved ones know to send me cute little food guys when I'm depressed
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 PM
all my loved ones know to send me cute little food guys when I'm depressed
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Brake Bread in Saint Paul had me reading and seeing this twice to ensure I wasn’t in some fever dream.
December 7, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Brake Bread in Saint Paul had me reading and seeing this twice to ensure I wasn’t in some fever dream.
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"What radicalized you?"
"I got really horny for an attractive assassin" - hopefully millions of people.
"I got really horny for an attractive assassin" - hopefully millions of people.
December 7, 2024 at 12:23 AM
"What radicalized you?"
"I got really horny for an attractive assassin" - hopefully millions of people.
"I got really horny for an attractive assassin" - hopefully millions of people.
all these layoffs happening right now are corporate ghouls figuring out how to make balance sheets look "healthy" come January 1 when they've been mismanaging shit for the previous 364 days
December 6, 2024 at 9:11 PM
all these layoffs happening right now are corporate ghouls figuring out how to make balance sheets look "healthy" come January 1 when they've been mismanaging shit for the previous 364 days
startup culture and venture capital are so destructive they will suck the humanity from the best-intentioned decent folks. ask me how I know.
December 6, 2024 at 8:49 PM
startup culture and venture capital are so destructive they will suck the humanity from the best-intentioned decent folks. ask me how I know.
Incredible! Mummified corpse of Queens woman brought back to life by an everything shower
December 6, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Incredible! Mummified corpse of Queens woman brought back to life by an everything shower
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We don't have an Albany reporter, we don't have a metro editor -- but the brain trust at Alden Global Capital saw fit to spend money on a "content intelligence program" whose artificial intelligence might be in the running for the worst editor we've ever had.
December 6, 2024 at 12:08 AM
We don't have an Albany reporter, we don't have a metro editor -- but the brain trust at Alden Global Capital saw fit to spend money on a "content intelligence program" whose artificial intelligence might be in the running for the worst editor we've ever had.
ACAB includes the elf on the shelf
December 4, 2024 at 12:17 PM
ACAB includes the elf on the shelf
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Concomitant rise of Elf on the Shelf and the modern surveillance state
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Concomitant rise of Elf on the Shelf and the modern surveillance state
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This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune. 💰
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 AM
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune. 💰
what running a turkey trot taught me about B2B marketing (derogatory)
December 2, 2024 at 6:27 PM
what running a turkey trot taught me about B2B marketing (derogatory)
they make you come up with 5 fun facts and then they pick the one that gets discussed. nothing makes you reconsider your life choices like realizing you don't have 5 interesting things to say about yourself.
You guys should go on jeopardy I bet you would be terrible at the part where you have to talk about yourselves for 30 seconds and at the questions part too
December 1, 2024 at 1:37 PM
they make you come up with 5 fun facts and then they pick the one that gets discussed. nothing makes you reconsider your life choices like realizing you don't have 5 interesting things to say about yourself.
nothing wakes you up like a Sunday morning mammogram
December 1, 2024 at 1:34 PM
nothing wakes you up like a Sunday morning mammogram