Regan Hofmann
@reganhofmann.bsky.social
I write about food and drinks because it's a food and drinks kind of town.
The Simpsons began losing its magic the minute they sold out Marge’s culinary prowess
February 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Simpsons began losing its magic the minute they sold out Marge’s culinary prowess
After weeks of panic and pearl-clutching, this is what United’s comms office came up with to solve being the most hated company in the world.
January 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After weeks of panic and pearl-clutching, this is what United’s comms office came up with to solve being the most hated company in the world.
Simultaneously furious I didn't write this myself and thrilled to have received it for Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Simultaneously furious I didn't write this myself and thrilled to have received it for Christmas
Nameless man with a giant hand
December 22, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Nameless man with a giant hand
finally, I have an answer to the question my kid's been asking for years. thanks, LinkedIn influencer!
December 10, 2024 at 2:43 PM
finally, I have an answer to the question my kid's been asking for years. thanks, LinkedIn influencer!
all my loved ones know to send me cute little food guys when I'm depressed
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 PM
all my loved ones know to send me cute little food guys when I'm depressed
Never bet against Cathy, she's on the right side of community care through responsible mask-wearing
November 27, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Never bet against Cathy, she's on the right side of community care through responsible mask-wearing
Nicole Kidman, as the voice of this blob monster, delivers such high-caliber dialogue as "pretty rock!" and "you're my dogger"
November 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Nicole Kidman, as the voice of this blob monster, delivers such high-caliber dialogue as "pretty rock!" and "you're my dogger"
a family member has joined an MLM and I'm just trying to figure out how to slip her this pamphlet
November 22, 2024 at 5:39 PM
a family member has joined an MLM and I'm just trying to figure out how to slip her this pamphlet
thanks to this extremely valuable and relevant press release on the top holiday cookies from [checks notes] a video game asset marketplace, I've got the perfect pitch for your magazine and or blog
November 21, 2024 at 7:35 PM
thanks to this extremely valuable and relevant press release on the top holiday cookies from [checks notes] a video game asset marketplace, I've got the perfect pitch for your magazine and or blog
still kicking myself for leaving this at the thrift store a year and a half ago
November 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
still kicking myself for leaving this at the thrift store a year and a half ago
who's gonna tell them this isn't the ringing endorsement they thought it was
November 18, 2024 at 2:46 PM
who's gonna tell them this isn't the ringing endorsement they thought it was
this and every other account I've ever had anywhere is a Jenny Holzer stan account
November 18, 2024 at 1:42 AM
this and every other account I've ever had anywhere is a Jenny Holzer stan account