If your website makes me download a file before viewing it you’re evil and I hate you
March 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If your website makes me download a file before viewing it you’re evil and I hate you
When I was a kid I hung Fruit by the Foot off a chair and pretended like I was a brontosaurus eating leaves off a tree 🦕 like on my hands and knees, munching it like the dinosaur in Jurassic Park.
I can’t believe my family missed out on that autism diagnosis until I was 28
I can’t believe my family missed out on that autism diagnosis until I was 28
March 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
When I was a kid I hung Fruit by the Foot off a chair and pretended like I was a brontosaurus eating leaves off a tree 🦕 like on my hands and knees, munching it like the dinosaur in Jurassic Park.
I can’t believe my family missed out on that autism diagnosis until I was 28
I can’t believe my family missed out on that autism diagnosis until I was 28
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Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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February 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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In need of decorative bowls
February 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
In need of decorative bowls
Fun date idea: you come over and we learn the choreography to Gaga’s #ABRACADABRA
February 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Fun date idea: you come over and we learn the choreography to Gaga’s #ABRACADABRA
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house.
We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
February 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house.
We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
Tell all your bitches and hoes I said happy Valentine’s Day 😘
February 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Tell all your bitches and hoes I said happy Valentine’s Day 😘
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Happy Valentine’s Day to the haters and losers, who need a break today. Please enjoy this complimentary photo of me
February 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day to the haters and losers, who need a break today. Please enjoy this complimentary photo of me
*me, eating soup and flexing* I LOVE SOUP
February 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
*me, eating soup and flexing* I LOVE SOUP
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I know Elon has claimed he’s on the spectrum, and people have various theories on it, but what if he’s just a racist asshole who’s high on ketamine all the time?
February 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I know Elon has claimed he’s on the spectrum, and people have various theories on it, but what if he’s just a racist asshole who’s high on ketamine all the time?
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When the tamale lady shows up at our office I hear the universe telling me , “kellie, you don’t have to cook tonight AND you get tasty tamales with the good spicy green sauce because you are a beloved child of the cosmos.”
No one sells lasagna or meatloaf door-to-door; tamales are a special magic.
No one sells lasagna or meatloaf door-to-door; tamales are a special magic.
February 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When the tamale lady shows up at our office I hear the universe telling me , “kellie, you don’t have to cook tonight AND you get tasty tamales with the good spicy green sauce because you are a beloved child of the cosmos.”
No one sells lasagna or meatloaf door-to-door; tamales are a special magic.
No one sells lasagna or meatloaf door-to-door; tamales are a special magic.
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saw another skeet full of replies from white liberals saying we should leave people in red states to die
millions of Black, brown, and poor people live in red states and either don’t want to leave or can’t leave.
disrespectfully, fuck all of you who leave people to drown. gross.
millions of Black, brown, and poor people live in red states and either don’t want to leave or can’t leave.
disrespectfully, fuck all of you who leave people to drown. gross.
February 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
saw another skeet full of replies from white liberals saying we should leave people in red states to die
millions of Black, brown, and poor people live in red states and either don’t want to leave or can’t leave.
disrespectfully, fuck all of you who leave people to drown. gross.
millions of Black, brown, and poor people live in red states and either don’t want to leave or can’t leave.
disrespectfully, fuck all of you who leave people to drown. gross.
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new lady gaga is so good yall
February 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
new lady gaga is so good yall
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Trump justified his new Christian task force by citing Paulette "Harlow... sentenced to 2 years in prison for peacefully praying outside of a clinic... the judge mocked her Christian faith"
That's all BS.
Fight Trumpian disinformation: share the facts and this article.
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That's all BS.
Fight Trumpian disinformation: share the facts and this article.
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Truth and disinformation: Trump’s example of anti-Christian bias is anything but - Americans United
To justify his new "Task Force to Eradicate Anti-Christian Bias," Pres. Trump spewed disinformation about anti-abortion activist Paula Paulette Harlow.
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February 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trump justified his new Christian task force by citing Paulette "Harlow... sentenced to 2 years in prison for peacefully praying outside of a clinic... the judge mocked her Christian faith"
That's all BS.
Fight Trumpian disinformation: share the facts and this article.
www.au.org/the-latest/a...
That's all BS.
Fight Trumpian disinformation: share the facts and this article.
www.au.org/the-latest/a...
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
I’m so excited for Lady Gaga’s new album that I dont know what to do with myself
February 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’m so excited for Lady Gaga’s new album that I dont know what to do with myself
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For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it
February 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it
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It Only Tuesday
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February 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It Only Tuesday
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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January 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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I could wrap this all up real quick if you guys gave me the Death Note
January 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I could wrap this all up real quick if you guys gave me the Death Note
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![Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jky6uuetr73nlbaml6ytlzbi/bafkreibjh2gbp75z5bojibdoefdpfdwlclxwspai2i7qfjotajpraru3zm@jpeg)
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Republicans can lie. They can make excuses. But they can not run from God.
January 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Republicans can lie. They can make excuses. But they can not run from God.
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I will not give into the lies. I will not give into the fear. Repeat it.
January 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I will not give into the lies. I will not give into the fear. Repeat it.