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Ace they/them. #1 Ea-nasir hater. I should
probably put more in this but
probably put more in this but
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Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet."
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet."
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
You know how “low background steel” (the stuff produced prior to nuclear testing) is super valuable because no more of it can ever be made?
The internet now has “Pre-Slop Content.”Anything from after 2022 is going to have AI Slop Impurities that are just going to get worse.
The internet now has “Pre-Slop Content.”Anything from after 2022 is going to have AI Slop Impurities that are just going to get worse.
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You know how “low background steel” (the stuff produced prior to nuclear testing) is super valuable because no more of it can ever be made?
The internet now has “Pre-Slop Content.”Anything from after 2022 is going to have AI Slop Impurities that are just going to get worse.
The internet now has “Pre-Slop Content.”Anything from after 2022 is going to have AI Slop Impurities that are just going to get worse.
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I know we’ve had our differences with Holden Bloodfeast in the past, what with the “sitting on a throne of child skulls” and unrepentant racism, but he seems to have turned over a new leaf lately and we should give him a chance-
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I know we’ve had our differences with Holden Bloodfeast in the past, what with the “sitting on a throne of child skulls” and unrepentant racism, but he seems to have turned over a new leaf lately and we should give him a chance-
The Wind in the Buttholes
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:
Jurassic Butthole
Jurassic Butthole
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:
Das Butthole
Das Butthole
June 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The Wind in the Buttholes
My stairs are perfectly safe and would never
June 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My stairs are perfectly safe and would never
In addition to papal bulls we will now also have papal bears and papal cubs.
When asked if there would be papal white sox, the Vatican representative squinted at the reporter and asked “no, what, are you stupid or something?”
When asked if there would be papal white sox, the Vatican representative squinted at the reporter and asked “no, what, are you stupid or something?”
May 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
In addition to papal bulls we will now also have papal bears and papal cubs.
When asked if there would be papal white sox, the Vatican representative squinted at the reporter and asked “no, what, are you stupid or something?”
When asked if there would be papal white sox, the Vatican representative squinted at the reporter and asked “no, what, are you stupid or something?”
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I wrote about why Dems should not only NOT indulge the transparently bad faith "DOGE committee", but should be messaging––in unison and at the top of their lungs––that it's just a rebranded Cat Food Commission designed to take away grandma's social security, weaken workers, and gut public education.
Progressives Should Reject the DOGE Scam
There’s nothing to gain from indulging the premise that Musk and Trump care about “government waste”—it’s a ploy to gut the entire liberal state.
inthesetimes.com
January 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I wrote about why Dems should not only NOT indulge the transparently bad faith "DOGE committee", but should be messaging––in unison and at the top of their lungs––that it's just a rebranded Cat Food Commission designed to take away grandma's social security, weaken workers, and gut public education.
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ok well i would just do this
February 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ok well i would just do this
Me: fuck, I’m tired. I’ll go to bed early and get a couple extra hours’ sleep
My brain: hah, well here’s the thing,
My brain: hah, well here’s the thing,
January 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Me: fuck, I’m tired. I’ll go to bed early and get a couple extra hours’ sleep
My brain: hah, well here’s the thing,
My brain: hah, well here’s the thing,
Island of Misfit Sex Toys
December 21, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Island of Misfit Sex Toys
Bluesky is for trans people.
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Bluesky is for trans people.
And so I, Thaddeus Horseclops III, in the same manner as my father Thaddeus Horseclops Jr before me; and his father’s favorite racehorse Thaddeus Horseclops before him; do solemnly swear to uphold -
November 28, 2024 at 6:31 AM
And so I, Thaddeus Horseclops III, in the same manner as my father Thaddeus Horseclops Jr before me; and his father’s favorite racehorse Thaddeus Horseclops before him; do solemnly swear to uphold -
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actual member of congress telling you that what got 37 representatives to change their vote on was phone calls.
so. if you were waiting for a sign to take 5 minutes & call & tell your rep to vote against HR 10186 banning trans people from using the right bathroom, i would say this is it. 🧵
so. if you were waiting for a sign to take 5 minutes & call & tell your rep to vote against HR 10186 banning trans people from using the right bathroom, i would say this is it. 🧵
![H.R. 10186 - To prohibit
individuals from accessing or using single-sex facilities on Federal property other than those corresponding to their biological sex, and for other purposes.
Sponsor:
Rep. Mace, Nancy_[R-SC-1]
(Introduced 11/20/2024)
Committees: House - Oversight and
Accountability
Latest Action:
Tracker: ©
House - 11/20/2024 Referred to the House Committee on Oversight and Accountability. (All Actions)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2lzahebnas6od6j6jfydwst7/bafkreifgmo2xvbeltgbegodesvx2fcvhkcsdtbjzvqicp6b7elsh3h5xh4@jpeg)
November 22, 2024 at 1:43 AM
actual member of congress telling you that what got 37 representatives to change their vote on was phone calls.
so. if you were waiting for a sign to take 5 minutes & call & tell your rep to vote against HR 10186 banning trans people from using the right bathroom, i would say this is it. 🧵
so. if you were waiting for a sign to take 5 minutes & call & tell your rep to vote against HR 10186 banning trans people from using the right bathroom, i would say this is it. 🧵
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Why can't we do geocaching for porno magazines
let zoomers experience the thrill of woods porn
let zoomers experience the thrill of woods porn
September 15, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Why can't we do geocaching for porno magazines
let zoomers experience the thrill of woods porn
let zoomers experience the thrill of woods porn
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When I say this is Hitler level shit I am fully aware of what I am saying and am saying it very mindfully and deliberately
www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus...
www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus...
September 13, 2024 at 9:07 PM
When I say this is Hitler level shit I am fully aware of what I am saying and am saying it very mindfully and deliberately
www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus...
www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus...
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O Dildo, Where Art Thou?
September 6, 2024 at 12:35 AM
O Dildo, Where Art Thou?
Non-Lethal Rounds ‘n’ Roses
Make a band milder:
Grateful Kinda Sick But Recovering Rapidly
Grateful Kinda Sick But Recovering Rapidly
Make a band milder:
Jane's Social Drinking
Jane's Social Drinking
August 21, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Non-Lethal Rounds ‘n’ Roses
Every now and then I’m stunned all over again at how fucking amazing Metric’s album “Fantasies” is
August 11, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Every now and then I’m stunned all over again at how fucking amazing Metric’s album “Fantasies” is
Homemade liquor made you blind? Still issue
August 10, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Homemade liquor made you blind? Still issue
Woops too much Stellaris
why are you LGBTQ+?? wrong answers only
I got confused when a British coworker asked if she could bum a fag but I didn't want to refuse
I got confused when a British coworker asked if she could bum a fag but I didn't want to refuse
why are you LGBTQ+?? wrong answers only
i couldn't be this hot and NOT be queer. look at me
i couldn't be this hot and NOT be queer. look at me
August 4, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Woops too much Stellaris
Gonna start using “to the revisionist swine” as the salutation in my work emails
July 27, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Gonna start using “to the revisionist swine” as the salutation in my work emails
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there are some days where i have more people mad at me online than my ancestors would have had mad at them in their entire lives. there is functionally no difference between this and being cursed by a witch
May 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM
there are some days where i have more people mad at me online than my ancestors would have had mad at them in their entire lives. there is functionally no difference between this and being cursed by a witch