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Ace they/them. #1 Ea-nasir hater. I should
probably put more in this but
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This is the maddest they’ve ever been
Screenshot of post by serathkazaan.bsky.social: “The engagement was fun, hope y’all did too. Have a good morning! By the way, this post was intentionally a joke, I loved it.”
June 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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My stairs are perfectly safe and would never
The stairway of doom from Groverhaus, featuring incomplete bannisters, a landing window perfect for tumbling through to your death, and (inconsistently) insulated risers
June 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
redhellian.bsky.social
lol. Lmao.
Screenshot from the article, reading: "It's kind of been sad, because I've been trying to prove to people that it's a really awesome truck that's not falling apart, and then mine starts to fall apart, so it's just... Yeah, it's kind of unfortunate and sad."
February 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Meme image of Brad Pitt as Aldo Raine in “inglourious basterds” saying “and I want my foreskins”
January 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Me, when I’m definitely not mad
Screenshot of @trresident.bsky.social profile as of 8:40pm EST on Jan 7 2025. The bio simply reads “thanks for the entertainment”
January 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
redhellian.bsky.social
Mfers don’t know about my hitclips
Picture of a hitclips music player (a spectacularly shitty fad in the early 2000s) along with a sample of memory cards which hold unbelievably terrible quality audio files. In the picture are Avril Lavigne’s “sk8ter boi”, NSYNC’s “it’s gotta be me” and NSYNC’s “pop”
December 5, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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Rockwell-esque painting of a young blonde woman pointing away with the text “go apologize to god”
November 24, 2024 at 4:40 PM
redhellian.bsky.social
Cover of the 1995 self-titled Garbage album
October 16, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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October 16, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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When he gets home at night he takes off his people mask to reveal his true face
An image of the Mouth of Sauron
October 12, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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I can see it now.
Edea, a character from the video game Final Fantasy 8, serving a mile of cunt in front of a podium.
October 6, 2024 at 4:10 AM
redhellian.bsky.social
Wait, liking unreasonably hot sauce is not a wholeass personality?
Trump “I’m hearing this for the first time” meme image
August 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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For me it was Newman in Cool Hand Luke. Like, holy shit dude,
Movie still from “Cool Hand Luke” in the famous egg eating scene, depicting Paul Newman looking extremely full of eggs and yet somehow also being absolutely insanely hot don’t ask me how
August 8, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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Tfw when you’re not posing on a stepstool
July 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Sadly packs away this look
July 7, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Tilda Swinton as Mason in Snowpiercer (2013) grinning maniacally
May 26, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Trump, upon just hearing for the first time that Dean Pericles fucks goats
April 23, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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Hey
A very bashful emoji face that’s a little janky
April 22, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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Raise the roof! No, please, we need to raise it, it's collapsi-
Image of a giant, sagging bubble in the ceiling which has broken open slightly and is leaking a small column of nasty-ass water
April 9, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Captain Kirk (of Star Trek) holding a penis-shaped rock
April 7, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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Album cover for the eponymous Garbage album (1995)
April 6, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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Drop a game you loved as a kid.

This one was wild because it had a bunch of different minigames on it, but far and away my favorite was Tank.
Image of the front box cover of the Atari game “Combat” (1977)
March 27, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Noah Fielding sat at a piano in his Hitcher costume from the tv series “The Mighty Boosh”, preparing to sing the “eels up inside ya” song.
January 26, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Da share zone meme (?) with text “just walk out .. you can leave!” And “if it sucks.. hit da bricks!! Real winners quit” with some examples of shit that sucks
January 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Tom (of Tom and Jerry) in a cowboy getup has blown the word “howdy” in smoke from a cigarette (not pictured) to impress a pretty lady. Rootin’, and possibly tootin’, but definitely shootin’
January 12, 2024 at 5:04 AM