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Ace they/them. #1 Ea-nasir hater. I should
probably put more in this but
probably put more in this but
HDP can also be an acronym for Hydroxypropyl distarch phosphate, which is a food safe starch thickener
That’s right, they’re all drinking thick water
That’s right, they’re all drinking thick water
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
HDP can also be an acronym for Hydroxypropyl distarch phosphate, which is a food safe starch thickener
That’s right, they’re all drinking thick water
That’s right, they’re all drinking thick water
Pargin has come such a long way from writing books that are just dick jokes with a little plot tossed in (jdate)
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Pargin has come such a long way from writing books that are just dick jokes with a little plot tossed in (jdate)
Strong pelvic floor, uh
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Strong pelvic floor, uh
There were always rumors that if you watched long enough there would be a demon or monster waiting around one of the corners
I knew this to be hearsay and rumor, and yet
I knew this to be hearsay and rumor, and yet
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There were always rumors that if you watched long enough there would be a demon or monster waiting around one of the corners
I knew this to be hearsay and rumor, and yet
I knew this to be hearsay and rumor, and yet
The cule has plans tonight
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The cule has plans tonight
She’s an antagonist for Final Pam
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
She’s an antagonist for Final Pam
Would you say it’s in a more… roundabout way?
It’s fine I’ll see myself out
It’s fine I’ll see myself out
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Would you say it’s in a more… roundabout way?
It’s fine I’ll see myself out
It’s fine I’ll see myself out
It really brings out some very creative cooking
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It really brings out some very creative cooking
Is it bad that I thought the original context was “another ghoul that n*zzi hooked up with”?
It’s bad, I think
It’s bad, I think
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Is it bad that I thought the original context was “another ghoul that n*zzi hooked up with”?
It’s bad, I think
It’s bad, I think
I neeeed the new season of Magnus Protocols
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I neeeed the new season of Magnus Protocols
The Pleasure Pits in the rear of the Spencer’s alcoves were festooned with velvet and UV lighting, surely meant to highlight the various implements of sexual gratification found within
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The Pleasure Pits in the rear of the Spencer’s alcoves were festooned with velvet and UV lighting, surely meant to highlight the various implements of sexual gratification found within
[Intimidation] What if we shushed your baby.. permanently?
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
[Intimidation] What if we shushed your baby.. permanently?
I run through you like Chipotle after a few too many beers
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I run through you like Chipotle after a few too many beers
Like bamboo from under the fence
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Like bamboo from under the fence
I’m glad to see you take this important step
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m glad to see you take this important step
It’s for the best, really
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It’s for the best, really
I now know more about bamboo (and the sex lives of terrible people) than I ever wanted
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I now know more about bamboo (and the sex lives of terrible people) than I ever wanted
I think it perfectly matches the dark circles under my eyes
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I think it perfectly matches the dark circles under my eyes
Yeah I was in a friends group that constantly bounced quotes from these. I’m pretty sure we were insufferable but they’re still pretty fuckin funny
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Yeah I was in a friends group that constantly bounced quotes from these. I’m pretty sure we were insufferable but they’re still pretty fuckin funny
But that’s where I keep my best dust
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
But that’s where I keep my best dust
Dabs and vaping are close enough
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dabs and vaping are close enough