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Ezekiel 23:20
Wes Anderson stan account
We need an answer to the question of whether Klingon dick is ribbed for her pleasure.
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
It's not paranoia if it's true
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Would you like sparkling or bubbly
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I've been screaming for a better candidate. We can do that well before the primaries.
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
If it dries up you can run it under some water and stick it in the oven for like 5 minutes though.
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
So I think I'm sex repulsed.
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
next time you can probably just use the privacy card to get in
[812] Hotel Room Opened With “Privacy” Card!
YouTube video by LockPickingLawyer
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February 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Hell I can't even afford to get my teeth fixed.
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
how does a guy with a former cocaine addiction get approved for a cabinet post
February 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
it's pretty much why police chases don't really happen anymore
February 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
i've been called a groomer for saying i like adult women in their 20s, it's absurd

like c'mon which one of us is infantalizing another adult here
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
it's interesting how the focus is never "let's find a better candidate"
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
oh i'm just saying i've learned about enough horrors
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
i'm getting over a really nasty one from this summer lol
February 13, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Oh I have no idea who's in it. I only know like one professional wrestler in New York and I haven't spoke to him in years lol.
February 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
i already know far too much about dolphins
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
like the only way to fuck it up is if you ignore the oven and let it burn
February 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
honestly I barely tolerate people sex I don't think I want to know about eels
February 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
cover a cookie tray with foil for easy cleanup, slap it in a 400f oven for 20 minutes

easy peasy and your house smells amazing
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
cocaine
February 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This is why you don't make self awareness your dump stat.
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Turns out fiscal conservative was a meaningless term all along.
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Just give them a napkin with some southern comfort to suck on they'll be fine.
February 13, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Official The Room Launch Trailer
YouTube video by TouchGameplay
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February 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM