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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Middle name "Chatterton" ass piece...
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
For any who like weird fiction, this is THE series that first hooked me on SCP, such a wild story and wild concepts, buuut woulda took a bit too much exp. for uninitiated to recommend otherwise.... UNTIL NOW
qntm.org qntm @qntm.org · Mar 5
11 November 2025.
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
youtube.com/watch?v=--9M...

Great Example (practical effects in this case) that could just as well be a stand-alone found footage pice by itself, if unfamiliar with the rest:
Vita Carnis - Terminal Rally
YouTube video by Darian Quilloy
youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Bruh Vita Carnis really upgraded huh
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Im genuinely glad SCP-9000 turned out to be WHAT it was, I genuinely dont think anyone til Dune has been better able to explain, justify, delineate, and flexibly redesign the entire D-class concept so comprehensively and satisfyingly, IDK how he did it, but what a great winner on every level man...
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Just a proprietary software they said. You can keep your home AND your soul they said. That minature cobweb of my family DOESNT represent damnation incarnate, they said. Smh always check yelp
To round out spooky week on #WIPSnips the word for November 2nd is "cobweb"

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Look, I *get* The dramatic storytelling trope of a character calling out for another character and watching them walk away, but also, like, just go walk after them, bruh.
October 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Well, im not gonna meet the deadline, but Realsurrealturn is still looking strong; ive made more real progress on this draft/idea than any other in awhile, not gonna abandon it
October 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ah yes, my favorite whimsical and normal oceonographic phenomenon, seamersaulting
This iceberg wasn’t just chilling - it flipped upside down off the coast of Greenland in a wild ocean somersault. ❄️🔄
August 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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50% tariffs because we put a pro-US fascist on trial and are making US tech companies liable for their crimes.

My school textbook used the 1954 US coup in Guatemala to explain US imperialism, saying it was done to stop land reform & protect US companies. Future textbooks can just print this letter.
Trump has imposed 50% tariffs on Brazil.

Because of Bolsanaro.
July 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Wait one mfin damn minute... Are you telling me that when trump talks about wind power, THIS is what he thinks it is?
July 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
youtu.be/MGb5VUeartE?...

Lin Manuel Miranda produced this. That's not a joke.
Lil Wayne - Peanuts 2 N Elephants (Visualizer)
YouTube video by LilWayneVEVO
youtu.be
June 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The face on the Sun looks nervous. Does it know something we don’t?
June 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ngl I a was expecting cuomo to muddle through, pleasantly surprised
June 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Have they, Andrew? Have they really
June 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Shout-out to the one Lander Lad holding it down in the Brooklyn Navy Yard, which henceforth shall be named Brad's Navy Yard
June 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Look, ill admit as someone from the rural deep south, you rarely see an accurate outside look-in, so to speak, but this is am exception. I have repeatedly seen close variations of this exact argument RE: 'county map so red wow" from like half a dozen different ppl i know on fb, like they do mean it
their inability to understand that land doesn’t vote only worsens with time
May 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Swan Zydeco
Scoop: CBS News pulled a "60 Minutes" segment that focused on job losses at the Internal Revenue Service hours before it was scheduled to air, replacing it with a feature story on Cajun music.

Story: www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
May 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Why does this photo of my soul also look like coraline's dad
May 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Polynesian wayfinding is genuinely one of the wildest and most fascinating parts of human history, I can't believe I never learned about it (even in passing or brief textbook mention or something) in school. Like, forget the vikings and vinland, tell us more about the rapa nui-inca connection
January 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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A shark wearing a black turtleneck.

Steve Jaws.

Thank you.
December 19, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Bloodborne best game

Seriously tho, I'm not even finished yet but it's already my fave soulsborne game and potentially just fave game ever, it's just so well-crafted and entertaining to a point I can't think of any comparison...
December 18, 2024 at 3:14 AM