Bird Lawyer
@realjoenathan.bsky.social
Native Scrantonian. Sloth advocate. Washington and Villanova Alum. Actual lawyer. Probably chaotic good.
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In a world of Brutuses, be a Casca.
It appears I'm smack in the middle of my "everyone needs a family lawyer referral" stage of life...
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It appears I'm smack in the middle of my "everyone needs a family lawyer referral" stage of life...
This is low-key the best comment on the MTG resignation
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is low-key the best comment on the MTG resignation
He's been masturbating furiously - but unsuccessfully - to a photo of Goebbels.
Has anyone checked on Stephen Miller since the Mamdani meeting?
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
He's been masturbating furiously - but unsuccessfully - to a photo of Goebbels.
What are the odds she timed it to celebrate the anniversary of having planted a pipe bomb at the DNC?
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
What are the odds she timed it to celebrate the anniversary of having planted a pipe bomb at the DNC?
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REPUBLICANS IN DISARRAY
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
REPUBLICANS IN DISARRAY
My (speculative) theory on Mike Johnson: he's hiding a child sex scandal of his own, Trump knows about it, and is using it as leverage.
Hence his being elevated from a relatively obscure junior rep to Speaker of the House.
Hence his appearance of sheer panic at the Epstein vote in the Senate.
Hence his being elevated from a relatively obscure junior rep to Speaker of the House.
Hence his appearance of sheer panic at the Epstein vote in the Senate.
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
My (speculative) theory on Mike Johnson: he's hiding a child sex scandal of his own, Trump knows about it, and is using it as leverage.
Hence his being elevated from a relatively obscure junior rep to Speaker of the House.
Hence his appearance of sheer panic at the Epstein vote in the Senate.
Hence his being elevated from a relatively obscure junior rep to Speaker of the House.
Hence his appearance of sheer panic at the Epstein vote in the Senate.
It's time to arrest the President.
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It's time to arrest the President.
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Please stop prompting Grok so you can post its ludicrous responses. You're destroying the planet for lolz.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Please stop prompting Grok so you can post its ludicrous responses. You're destroying the planet for lolz.
I was just wondering when Jamie Dimon was going to be named here...
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I was just wondering when Jamie Dimon was going to be named here...
The look on Crow's face watching her stumble all over herself at the end is classic
damn -- Jason Crow demolished Martha MacCallum to the point where she had to get extremely defensive before wrapping up the interview
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The look on Crow's face watching her stumble all over herself at the end is classic
Murphy has the only correct answer here.
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Murphy has the only correct answer here.
Weird... Rasmussen says he's +30 right now
Presidential approval polling average approaching Hungry Ms. Pac Man Territory.
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Weird... Rasmussen says he's +30 right now
It's starting to feel like Speaker Johnson is personally wrapped up in this somehow...
holy shit mike johnson is SHOOK on Epstein vote in Senate
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
It's starting to feel like Speaker Johnson is personally wrapped up in this somehow...
Every CEO should start talking about how the White House came groveling to them.
“I got a phone call from the White House apologizing,” Hyundai CEO José Muñoz says of a sweeping September raid on a battery plant under construction in Georgia, in which US federal agents detained 475 workers, mostly Koreans.
Follow the latest here: bloom.bg/44g7i9G
Follow the latest here: bloom.bg/44g7i9G
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Every CEO should start talking about how the White House came groveling to them.
Looks like we have a MAGA coup afoot!
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Looks like we have a MAGA coup afoot!
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Destination Unknown - Pacific Splendor 54, taken recently with my Nikon D7500 camera that captures the seasonal landscape in my home region!
𝗩𝗶𝗲w 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘆: bit.ly/3TWM6Au
#Nature #Autumn #Landscape #Photography #NaturePhotography #LucentDesignsMedia #LandscapePhotography
𝗩𝗶𝗲w 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘆: bit.ly/3TWM6Au
#Nature #Autumn #Landscape #Photography #NaturePhotography #LucentDesignsMedia #LandscapePhotography
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Destination Unknown - Pacific Splendor 54, taken recently with my Nikon D7500 camera that captures the seasonal landscape in my home region!
𝗩𝗶𝗲w 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘆: bit.ly/3TWM6Au
#Nature #Autumn #Landscape #Photography #NaturePhotography #LucentDesignsMedia #LandscapePhotography
𝗩𝗶𝗲w 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘆: bit.ly/3TWM6Au
#Nature #Autumn #Landscape #Photography #NaturePhotography #LucentDesignsMedia #LandscapePhotography
As the parent of young children, if you give my kids stickers, I'm going to presume it's because I've done something to wrong you.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
As the parent of young children, if you give my kids stickers, I'm going to presume it's because I've done something to wrong you.
Spoiler alert: it's a pretty good risk assessment on Watters' part.
Jesse Watters is straight up lying to his audience about the Epstein emails and hoping his viewers too dull and/or indoctrinated to notice
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Spoiler alert: it's a pretty good risk assessment on Watters' part.
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Hold on. Judge won over Raleigh? Do they know it includes when they play in the field too? lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hold on. Judge won over Raleigh? Do they know it includes when they play in the field too? lol
People villainized Fannie and Freddie because they had no idea what they do or how they work.
Banks have precisely zero interest in taking 30, much less 50 years of fixed rate risk on consumer debt and holding it on their balance sheet. That type of asset management ends financial institutions.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
People villainized Fannie and Freddie because they had no idea what they do or how they work.
The real shame here is that if we in the U.S. had competent leadership that was invested in our nation instead of in enriching the people in it, we could end the global scourage that is Russia right now.
Ukrainian missiles have hit the oil depot at Novorossiysk, Krasnodar. Russian air defences failed.
#explodey
#explodey
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The real shame here is that if we in the U.S. had competent leadership that was invested in our nation instead of in enriching the people in it, we could end the global scourage that is Russia right now.
