Bird Lawyer
@realjoenathan.bsky.social
Native Scrantonian. Sloth advocate. Washington and Villanova Alum. Actual lawyer. Probably chaotic good.
Trump signing the bill to end the shutdown. Look at everyone else's faces, then look at his.
He knows he just signed his own political death warrant.
He knows he just signed his own political death warrant.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Trump signing the bill to end the shutdown. Look at everyone else's faces, then look at his.
He knows he just signed his own political death warrant.
He knows he just signed his own political death warrant.
It is! Even through the snow...
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It is! Even through the snow...
Normally, you'd see this and think, "he's sooooooo close to getting it with that second part!" but he's not.
Every other Republican should realize that they have completely lost the Shutdown Staredown and the only way to save their asses in 2026 is immediate and unconditional surrender.
Every other Republican should realize that they have completely lost the Shutdown Staredown and the only way to save their asses in 2026 is immediate and unconditional surrender.
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Normally, you'd see this and think, "he's sooooooo close to getting it with that second part!" but he's not.
Every other Republican should realize that they have completely lost the Shutdown Staredown and the only way to save their asses in 2026 is immediate and unconditional surrender.
Every other Republican should realize that they have completely lost the Shutdown Staredown and the only way to save their asses in 2026 is immediate and unconditional surrender.
I don't know... a vibrant aurora would be kind of nice right now.
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I don't know... a vibrant aurora would be kind of nice right now.
Saw this at the grocery store and immediately had to get input from @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online...
October 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Saw this at the grocery store and immediately had to get input from @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online...
This is fucking brilliant.
September 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This is fucking brilliant.
This movie is gorgeous. I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This movie is gorgeous. I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
Any word whether they applied this standard to Hortman's assassination...?
September 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Any word whether they applied this standard to Hortman's assassination...?
Ugh. Fine.
"Nice"
(Sigh)
"Nice"
(Sigh)
September 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ugh. Fine.
"Nice"
(Sigh)
"Nice"
(Sigh)
If we're running around blowing up boats willy nilly... I'm just saying...
September 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If we're running around blowing up boats willy nilly... I'm just saying...
Now, we go live to the White House...
September 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Now, we go live to the White House...
"Look at the face. It's vacant... but with a hint of sadness... like a drunk who's lost a bet..."
September 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Look at the face. It's vacant... but with a hint of sadness... like a drunk who's lost a bet..."
The best moment in sports today.
August 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The best moment in sports today.
It is, but it's not that far out of line with what's happening with beef prices.
August 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It is, but it's not that far out of line with what's happening with beef prices.