Bird Lawyer
@realjoenathan.bsky.social
Native Scrantonian. Sloth advocate. Washington and Villanova Alum. Actual lawyer. Probably chaotic good.
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Bird Lawyer
@realjoenathan.bsky.social
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In a world of Brutuses, be a Casca.
Use the time to improve your aim then!
January 6, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Use the time to improve your aim then!
It might be time for a social media break...
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
It might be time for a social media break...
Let him go into midterms saddled with that issue then
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Let him go into midterms saddled with that issue then
I wouldn't complain about that
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I wouldn't complain about that
Is there? I recently attended a CLE on the issue and asked the presenting attorney whether there is an existing process to refund tariffs paid if they're struck down - he seemed to believe there wasn't?
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Is there? I recently attended a CLE on the issue and asked the presenting attorney whether there is an existing process to refund tariffs paid if they're struck down - he seemed to believe there wasn't?
Yeah, the longer it drags out the less likely it seems they are going to strike them down
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Yeah, the longer it drags out the less likely it seems they are going to strike them down
I really thought there would have been a quick decision on that case. The nation's budget now hinges significantly on tariffs and if they're struck down, there's going to need to be a mechanism to refund tariffs paid. That becomes a heavier lift every day they remain in force...
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I really thought there would have been a quick decision on that case. The nation's budget now hinges significantly on tariffs and if they're struck down, there's going to need to be a mechanism to refund tariffs paid. That becomes a heavier lift every day they remain in force...
Well, this is going to bother me all day now.
What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Well, this is going to bother me all day now.
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
Happy birthday, @michaelstipe.bsky.social!
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Happy birthday, @michaelstipe.bsky.social!
Do Nexus Passes also work as semi-permanent visas?
Asking for me and my family.
Asking for me and my family.
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Do Nexus Passes also work as semi-permanent visas?
Asking for me and my family.
Asking for me and my family.
Yesterday, I learned that Toby Huss played Artie, The Strongest Man in the World, and I'm still thinking about that.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Yesterday, I learned that Toby Huss played Artie, The Strongest Man in the World, and I'm still thinking about that.
... and your ships for free?
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
... and your ships for free?
It's all right there in Chapter 11 of the manual, Kai.
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
It's all right there in Chapter 11 of the manual, Kai.
Send every single one to The Hague
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Send every single one to The Hague
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Wait, didnโt we just pardon a Narco-terrorist?
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Wait, didnโt we just pardon a Narco-terrorist?
Operation: Valkyrie.
Now.
Now.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Operation: Valkyrie.
Now.
Now.
It's difficult to understand exactly how wrong things can go until you've seen it happen - to you, or to someone else - firsthand.
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
It's difficult to understand exactly how wrong things can go until you've seen it happen - to you, or to someone else - firsthand.
Spoiler: the "truck" was a Cybertruck and he's the "illegal immigrant."
January 3, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Spoiler: the "truck" was a Cybertruck and he's the "illegal immigrant."
So sorry to hear this sad news. May her memory be a blessing.
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 AM
So sorry to hear this sad news. May her memory be a blessing.
I want Bama to lose and hold a grudge against KDB, but it would have been kind of fun watching Oregon's dreams get shattered at the hands of Kalen DeBoer once again.
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I want Bama to lose and hold a grudge against KDB, but it would have been kind of fun watching Oregon's dreams get shattered at the hands of Kalen DeBoer once again.
Windiana is literally the only good thing about the Unprecedented Times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Windiana is literally the only good thing about the Unprecedented Times.
There are going to be so many DUIs in Tuscaloosa tonight...
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
There are going to be so many DUIs in Tuscaloosa tonight...
The last 60 yards of Bama's offense brought to you by guys DeBoer pilfered from Washington...
January 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The last 60 yards of Bama's offense brought to you by guys DeBoer pilfered from Washington...
It's almost like billionaires are not as smart as everyone likes to believe they are.
January 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
It's almost like billionaires are not as smart as everyone likes to believe they are.