Bird Lawyer
@realjoenathan.bsky.social
Native Scrantonian. Sloth advocate. Washington and Villanova Alum. Actual lawyer. Probably chaotic good.
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In a world of Brutuses, be a Casca.
As the parent of young children, if you give my kids stickers, I'm going to presume it's because I've done something to wrong you.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
As the parent of young children, if you give my kids stickers, I'm going to presume it's because I've done something to wrong you.
Spoiler alert: it's a pretty good risk assessment on Watters' part.
Jesse Watters is straight up lying to his audience about the Epstein emails and hoping his viewers too dull and/or indoctrinated to notice
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Spoiler alert: it's a pretty good risk assessment on Watters' part.
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Hold on. Judge won over Raleigh? Do they know it includes when they play in the field too? lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hold on. Judge won over Raleigh? Do they know it includes when they play in the field too? lol
People villainized Fannie and Freddie because they had no idea what they do or how they work.
Banks have precisely zero interest in taking 30, much less 50 years of fixed rate risk on consumer debt and holding it on their balance sheet. That type of asset management ends financial institutions.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
People villainized Fannie and Freddie because they had no idea what they do or how they work.
The real shame here is that if we in the U.S. had competent leadership that was invested in our nation instead of in enriching the people in it, we could end the global scourage that is Russia right now.
Ukrainian missiles have hit the oil depot at Novorossiysk, Krasnodar. Russian air defences failed.
#explodey
#explodey
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The real shame here is that if we in the U.S. had competent leadership that was invested in our nation instead of in enriching the people in it, we could end the global scourage that is Russia right now.
One of the more amusing parts about the Epstein emails is how in email after email after email, whenever Trump comes up, none of these people in high places in society can resist going on about how stupid and crooked he is.
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
One of the more amusing parts about the Epstein emails is how in email after email after email, whenever Trump comes up, none of these people in high places in society can resist going on about how stupid and crooked he is.
He needs to resign. He's in terrible health and clearly is having cognitive issues following his stroke.
Let Gov. Shapiro appoint a replacement who will actually represent the people of Pennsylvania until a special election can be had next year.
Let Gov. Shapiro appoint a replacement who will actually represent the people of Pennsylvania until a special election can be had next year.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
He needs to resign. He's in terrible health and clearly is having cognitive issues following his stroke.
Let Gov. Shapiro appoint a replacement who will actually represent the people of Pennsylvania until a special election can be had next year.
Let Gov. Shapiro appoint a replacement who will actually represent the people of Pennsylvania until a special election can be had next year.
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That Anti-Semitic Heckler Treated Me With Scorn And Contempt, As If I Were A Woman
Dave Portnoy, Today at Barstool Sports
Dave Portnoy, Today at Barstool Sports
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That Anti-Semitic Heckler Treated Me With Scorn And Contempt, As If I Were A Woman
Dave Portnoy, Today at Barstool Sports
Dave Portnoy, Today at Barstool Sports
Someone's been consuming mass quantities...
Because of the upward-rising price of eggs, Marc Andreessen is now worth three times his worth in 2022.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Someone's been consuming mass quantities...
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The Epstein case against Trump is as if everyone is looking at a 500 piece puzzle with 2 pieces missing and pretending they can't make out the picture for certain.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Epstein case against Trump is as if everyone is looking at a 500 piece puzzle with 2 pieces missing and pretending they can't make out the picture for certain.
Thinking about doing another print run if anyone might be interested...
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Good! They SHOULD be concerned, because it's the LACK of concern that got us here.
Our institutions are only as strong as our collective will to uphold them.
Our institutions are only as strong as our collective will to uphold them.
The first ever disruption to the nation's largest anti-hunger program came as a shock. It's shaken trust in the program for some and stoked concern that it could happen again.
SNAP funding pause to soon end, but anxiety and anger may linger
The first ever disruption to the nation's largest anti-hunger program came as a shock. It's shaken trust in the program for some and stoked concern that it could happen again.
n.pr
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Good! They SHOULD be concerned, because it's the LACK of concern that got us here.
Our institutions are only as strong as our collective will to uphold them.
Our institutions are only as strong as our collective will to uphold them.
They're warming up to impeach and remove... Trump has finally become too much of a liability
Sen. John Kennedy on Epstein: "I just don't think this issue is gonna go away until it's addressed and answered to the American people's satisfaction. And I may end up with a Sombrero on my head for saying that, but that's the way I see it."
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
They're warming up to impeach and remove... Trump has finally become too much of a liability
Michael Wolff stood by for a DECADE with evidence that Epstein and Trump were pedophiles and did NOTHING.
Wolff: I was trying to encourage Epstein to use what information he had—let Trump publicly tell a lie then expose the lie. Epstein was afraid of Trump. In the end, I think he was starting to get to this point that he might publicly talk about this relationship but then he was arrested and died.
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Michael Wolff stood by for a DECADE with evidence that Epstein and Trump were pedophiles and did NOTHING.
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What did the press know about Donald Trump's pedophilia and when did they know it?
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What did the press know about Donald Trump's pedophilia and when did they know it?
Trump signing the bill to end the shutdown. Look at everyone else's faces, then look at his.
He knows he just signed his own political death warrant.
He knows he just signed his own political death warrant.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Trump signing the bill to end the shutdown. Look at everyone else's faces, then look at his.
He knows he just signed his own political death warrant.
He knows he just signed his own political death warrant.
Derek & The Dominos Layla (piano exit)
YouTube video by oldschoolen1
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
What are the chances it comes out that Melania was basically trafficked?
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
What are the chances it comes out that Melania was basically trafficked?
Releasing the Epstein Files as an assassination attempt... I don't hate it.
They gave up the shutdown to protect SNAP, the minibus keeps SNAP running till October. And to bring the House back to get the Epstein files out and push Trump into mental decline.
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Releasing the Epstein Files as an assassination attempt... I don't hate it.
Look at this list of GOP Reps. Every single one of them had ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE of what was in the Epstein file, and every one of them - save Boebert and MTG - did everything they could to obscure it from the American people to save Trump's ass. They belong in jail.
oversight.house.gov/subcommittee...
oversight.house.gov/subcommittee...
Full Committee on Oversight and Government Reform - United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
oversight.house.gov
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Look at this list of GOP Reps. Every single one of them had ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE of what was in the Epstein file, and every one of them - save Boebert and MTG - did everything they could to obscure it from the American people to save Trump's ass. They belong in jail.
oversight.house.gov/subcommittee...
oversight.house.gov/subcommittee...
It makes more sense that Trump feels a kinship with Hitler now...
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
Hitler DNA analysis reveals he had hidden disorder affecting sex organs
www.independent.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It makes more sense that Trump feels a kinship with Hitler now...
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...