ej
@ej23.bsky.social
Taco truck enthusiast. The skeets are bad but I'm trying to do better (no I'm not)
This is either damning with faint praise or honesty praising for clearing one of the lowest bars possible.
She helped pass a bill—which is 100% part of liberalism. Maybe you don’t like the bill. Maybe the bill will hurt some people and have bad outcomes. But that’s part of liberal democracy.
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is either damning with faint praise or honesty praising for clearing one of the lowest bars possible.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
December 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
When my daughter was little, we'll say 3, she was singing and I decided to sing along with her. She stopped cold and said "no daddy, you need to sing with your beautiful voice."
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
When my daughter was little, we'll say 3, she was singing and I decided to sing along with her. She stopped cold and said "no daddy, you need to sing with your beautiful voice."
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Merry Christmas to your mother.
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Merry Christmas to your mother.
It's pretty hard to build that type of wealth without being born into it. Generally speaking unusual results require unusual effort.
The Grammy Award–winning artist turned tech entrepreneur advises Gen Zers to forget about work-life balance if they want to emulate his success. trib.al/RGSO9CT
Will.i.am grinds from 5-to-9 after his 9-to-5—because work-life balance is for people 'working on someone else’s dream' and not for visionaries | Fortune
Will.i.am tells Gen Z to ditch work-life balance: ‘Those words don’t compute for the materializers’
trib.al
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It's pretty hard to build that type of wealth without being born into it. Generally speaking unusual results require unusual effort.
Clark, I don't want to spend the holidays dead
December 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Clark, I don't want to spend the holidays dead
Hey guy, uh, is he dead yet?
December 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hey guy, uh, is he dead yet?
This is bait
JD Vance: "We believe in honoring your father and mother rather than shipping all their money off to Ukraine"
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is bait
Well with Alabama winning it's time for Wake Up Dead Man
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Well with Alabama winning it's time for Wake Up Dead Man
Well that was crazy but I wanted crazy that keeps it going
Moar crazy shit needed
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Well that was crazy but I wanted crazy that keeps it going
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Yeah I heard your mom likes many men
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Yeah I heard your mom likes many men
Oh, and also pet the dog, of course.
Gonna (hopefully) watch Alabama lose and (definitely) drink bourbon.
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh, and also pet the dog, of course.
It's endlessly funny to me that DeBoer left Uw to do... this... at Alabama
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It's endlessly funny to me that DeBoer left Uw to do... this... at Alabama
Gonna (hopefully) watch Alabama lose and (definitely) drink bourbon.
December 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Gonna (hopefully) watch Alabama lose and (definitely) drink bourbon.
Too many people mistake talking fast and with confidence for intelligence
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Too many people mistake talking fast and with confidence for intelligence
The Kennedy center is about the only thing Trump could add his name to and not degrade so there's that.
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The Kennedy center is about the only thing Trump could add his name to and not degrade so there's that.
In trumps America, the drugs pay you
LOLLL Trump claims he’s cutting drug prices by 600 percent, which is not possible
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In trumps America, the drugs pay you
There's a speech tonight? Yea, I'm not watching that shit.
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There's a speech tonight? Yea, I'm not watching that shit.
Gonna do this with the wall of family portraits at home
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Gonna do this with the wall of family portraits at home
I thought I had reached peak hate with Microsoft Word, then they added copilot to prove me wrong.
December 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I thought I had reached peak hate with Microsoft Word, then they added copilot to prove me wrong.