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There is something I must impress upon you: Oregonians always come with receipts
BREAKING: BISIGNANO LIES UNDER OATH

@wyden.senate.gov: Were you involved in discussions about DOGE or any of the operations, personnel or management decisions with those working at Social Security?

Bisignano: No, sir.

Wyden: That sounds like a reassuring response. Unfortunately, it's not true.
March 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Snowy drive
March 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Flashbacks to the Cascades. Glad I kept all my snow gear for Arizona.
March 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...
theonion.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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If you’re at home today, not spending money, and feeling bored, you might be wondering, “What could I do?” Well, task one: you can make random reports on this website: enddei.ed.gov
Department of Education FormLock
enddei.ed.gov
February 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Yay!! A federal judge in California sided with a coalition of unions, temporarily barring the Office of Personnel Management from ordering federal agencies to terminate probationary workers, stating that the firings were ‘illegal, should be stopped, and rescinded.’
February 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The GOAT. A marvel.
February 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Polycute?
February 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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The Onion Remembers Steve Bannon, Trump’s Most Encrusted Advisor
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The Onion Remembers Steve Bannon, Trump’s Most Encrusted Advisor
White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again
theonion.com
February 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
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February 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Ayanna Pressley: "Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby."
February 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Hi all, We’re still here at OPM.

We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.

Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.
February 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Tim Walz privately arguing for Democrats to “be more visible on television presenting an alternate vision of governing — not just complaining about what Mr. Trump is doing.”
February 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When do you guys think we'll get to the Holy Grail/Spear Of Destiny portion of the Turd Reich?
February 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Heroes
January 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
January 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM