Husband unexpectedly brought home some lobsters left over from a work event, so I threw the previous dinner plans out the window and made lobster bisque. 🦞

Here's a cool song I heard youtu.be/0YELd8umgqc

lol, man, i’m trying to make myself finish out these projects that i’m working on before i get canned tomorrow and i just can’t make myself do it

Wonder how things are going on the International Space Station. Probably pretty stinky

God, Radio 3's mid-morning programme is inexcusably dreadful. Today the theme of the 'Playlister' is 'spiders', because really want you want is interminable wittering about arachnids between pieces of music.

Eric Adams made honorary mayor of Chicago

Middle-aged man reading Diddy lyrics to come up with dad jokes for podcast about his prosecution

More plausible than havana syndrome

It's a joy to walk around my large New York penthouse in my three piece suit, but I hate having to avoid the windows so as to escape the surveillance operations of my many foxy MILF stalkers. I suppose it's my fault for being such an incredible but ultimately untameable lover

taylor swift is the music industry.

this record is way underrated

Current status of travel

America is such a strange land

They put my asking about Lil Jon in a montage of things Trump says he knows "nothing" about on Jimmy Kimmel last night. It's about eight minutes in. youtu.be/Y9bqtlWphXA?...