My presidents to assassnate top 5

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

Arguably the greatest thing ever committed to print

cory booker whipping the catheter out of his penis like yanking a belt out of a pair of slacks

Big play by the #Broncos defense!!! TD #NFL #Broncoscountry

Rob Zombie’s Home Alone

we asked A.I. for an ACCURATE depiction of trump actually working at mcdonald's — oh god

John Carpenter had a lively friday

thin blue line flag but the blue line has been resized to reflect the proportion of your city's municipal budget that goes to police

Dear Bluesky, what are your happy, joyful songs? The things that put that joy right in your heart. I wanna make a playlist

this basically sums up my political beliefs: “This is a world of compensations; and he who would be no slave, must consent to have no slave. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.”

Waking up my sleeping parents like Bam Margera to tell them the latest on the Sam Altman/OpenAI story. "The scuttlebutt is that there had been a major AI breakthrough shortly before the board vote," I scream through a megaphone. "The technology had become capable of making even bustier waifus."

I asked an Ai to make some inspirational wall art and it's really powerful stuff.

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- Michael Clayton
- The Nice Guys
- The Last Boy Scout
- Coco
- Game Night
- Home alone
- Live and Let Die
- Ready or not
- Patriot Games
- Get Out

The question "Holy shit is that Dan Nainan?" as a Tesla cut me off turning right through the crosswalk was answered after he passed and I saw the license plate COMEDY