Raydred
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Learner / Player of the harmonicas. Cartoonist. Writer of absurdities. Stabber of the fabric. NO ICE. Block me now to save yourself the hassle. #noAI #humanMadeArt #artist
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Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
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NEVER FORGET: If you keep a can of reddiwhip (or whatever equiv you like) in your fridge you can just grab it and have a quick bit of whipped cream whenever you like. It's just a thing you can do.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
NEVER FORGET: If you keep a can of reddiwhip (or whatever equiv you like) in your fridge you can just grab it and have a quick bit of whipped cream whenever you like. It's just a thing you can do.
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Watching Dem voters fall into traps where they decide to paint everyone in red states with the same rhetorical brush like...
fucksake do you understand you're doing the work of the fash for them?
fucksake do you understand you're doing the work of the fash for them?
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Watching Dem voters fall into traps where they decide to paint everyone in red states with the same rhetorical brush like...
fucksake do you understand you're doing the work of the fash for them?
fucksake do you understand you're doing the work of the fash for them?
Are you really cooking if you're not setting off the smoke detectors a few times?
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Are you really cooking if you're not setting off the smoke detectors a few times?
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"we could be gyros, just for one day"
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"we could be gyros, just for one day"
I use an app called due but I keep typing "die" and I feel I'm just worrying my phone unnecessarily.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I use an app called due but I keep typing "die" and I feel I'm just worrying my phone unnecessarily.
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It's interesting that there's some people going, "No, what Schumer is doing is genius…" and most of us can see through that bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's interesting that there's some people going, "No, what Schumer is doing is genius…" and most of us can see through that bullshit.
Why doesn't Banksy get caught? Magic, probably.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Why doesn't Banksy get caught? Magic, probably.
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Oh this is gonna be *fantastic* for PTSD-driven suicide rates. :/
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh this is gonna be *fantastic* for PTSD-driven suicide rates. :/
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While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
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I will never apologize for a post
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I will never apologize for a post
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Sam Altman wants to kill Military Veterans by providing them chatGPT free for a year, which is known to encourage suicide.
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sam Altman wants to kill Military Veterans by providing them chatGPT free for a year, which is known to encourage suicide.
I grew up poor; But do you know what I did as an adult to change that?
Nothing, I'm also poor as an adult.
It's the capitalism and racist systems that keep us all poor.
The rich are a cancer on society.
Nothing, I'm also poor as an adult.
It's the capitalism and racist systems that keep us all poor.
The rich are a cancer on society.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I grew up poor; But do you know what I did as an adult to change that?
Nothing, I'm also poor as an adult.
It's the capitalism and racist systems that keep us all poor.
The rich are a cancer on society.
Nothing, I'm also poor as an adult.
It's the capitalism and racist systems that keep us all poor.
The rich are a cancer on society.
Nobody I know has ever met with a high-school guidance councilor and received good guidance; Including myself.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Nobody I know has ever met with a high-school guidance councilor and received good guidance; Including myself.
I love DnD! Dungeons & Dungeons is really fun. My favorite part is the dungeons.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I love DnD! Dungeons & Dungeons is really fun. My favorite part is the dungeons.
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Christmas puns will ruin this place.
Yule see.
Yule see.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Christmas puns will ruin this place.
Yule see.
Yule see.
Relax, it's just the Mariana trench; it's not that deep.
Oh, I was very wrong.
Oh, I was very wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Relax, it's just the Mariana trench; it's not that deep.
Oh, I was very wrong.
Oh, I was very wrong.
People acting like ominous sounding A.I. is still some kind of oracle and it's not. A.I. is still just a narcissist machine.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
People acting like ominous sounding A.I. is still some kind of oracle and it's not. A.I. is still just a narcissist machine.
I thought "Chuck Schumer" was an action to be take and not his name. Silly me.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I thought "Chuck Schumer" was an action to be take and not his name. Silly me.
Magic Mirror on the wall, am I funniest of them all?
Mirror: Sorry, can't help you. I'm just a normal light-reflecting mirror…
Mirror: Sorry, can't help you. I'm just a normal light-reflecting mirror…
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Magic Mirror on the wall, am I funniest of them all?
Mirror: Sorry, can't help you. I'm just a normal light-reflecting mirror…
Mirror: Sorry, can't help you. I'm just a normal light-reflecting mirror…
I got my "verified badge"! The guy in the alley behind the grocery store said it would make me "legit" online! Best $35 I've ever spent!
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I got my "verified badge"! The guy in the alley behind the grocery store said it would make me "legit" online! Best $35 I've ever spent!
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(The Spitfire vid was after it landed, so the Merlin engine is shutting down. But the sound at takeoff? FASCIST-SHATTERING AMAZEBALLS!)
Anyway, here’s the Hurricane, landed, and another Spit’ and ‘Cane;
Anyway, here’s the Hurricane, landed, and another Spit’ and ‘Cane;
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
(The Spitfire vid was after it landed, so the Merlin engine is shutting down. But the sound at takeoff? FASCIST-SHATTERING AMAZEBALLS!)
Anyway, here’s the Hurricane, landed, and another Spit’ and ‘Cane;
Anyway, here’s the Hurricane, landed, and another Spit’ and ‘Cane;