Pascal "Franken" Klein
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Pascal "Franken" Klein
@rascaldj.bsky.social
I told you I was ill

Fix your hearts or die

Dutch in Wales. DJ. Gamer. PWD. Chaotic Good. Idiot

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I love music so much I live in A flat
Good morning. This will be my last post, at least for a while. My health isn't great at the moment and I need to concentrate on surviving. Take care now x
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ALT: a sign that says that 's all folks in white letters
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October 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I just learned what the American versions of Terry Pratchett books look like and please could you not?
American Discworld covers are...quite something
October 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken
October 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Elin Thomas, UK textile artist who uses embroidery/crochet to create unique work resembling petri dishes and bacteria spores #womensart
October 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
No hospital needed so at least I don't have to go through all that today
I'm cursed, aren't I? I was making breakfast just now and I opened a cupboard door and it came off. It hit me in the head and made me jump out of the way. I can't jump with my bad leg and it's hurting a lot. And I now have to wait until the GP surgery opens to check if I need hospital for my head
October 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Are the incel alphas okay?

I saw the first post on Facebook in a group called Must Man Harder Or The Queer Will Unpenis Me. It reminded me of the second one
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I'm cursed, aren't I? I was making breakfast just now and I opened a cupboard door and it came off. It hit me in the head and made me jump out of the way. I can't jump with my bad leg and it's hurting a lot. And I now have to wait until the GP surgery opens to check if I need hospital for my head
October 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Sharon Van Etten - The End of the World (Audio)
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October 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I've been killed by a suicider mole rat just now, and after I restarted I was taken out by piggy bank landmine. Both are new to me. At least I got a very pythonesque kill myself as well
October 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
AI is the dumbest thing for the dumbest people run by the dumbest people
October 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢

DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'm watching a video about conspiracies about Fallout 4 and they now started on Dogmeat. "Is Dogmeat a synth?". Well, he first appeared in the first game set in 2116 and is in every game since and in the tv series, which is set in 2296. He also looks like a healthy dog, unlike every other dog
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There was a far right "demo" last week that ended in a riot with Hitler salutes, nazi flags, damage, and police cars set on fire. The press and politicians said the protesters were just concerned civilians. This demo against hate and racism attracted 250.000 people (Amsterdam has barely one million
NEW: Extraordinary scenes in Amsterdam this afternoon (Sunday, Oct 5).

An estimated 250,000 bring the city to a standstill; people all wearing red to show solidarity with Palestine 🇵🇸

(🎥 Ahmed Zantac)
October 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
As if Xbox isn't in enough trouble already
October 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Quick, Kash.... what was written on the matches????
October 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Headlines like this are my pet peeve. Showing off his full range: two Spinal Tap movies
October 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
That's a nice childhood memory you got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it
October 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"It's pronounced Sorbet"
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
They are all cringe but Sexhat is on a whole new level
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Palantir has pulled out of involvement with the UK Digital ID card, according to an interview with their UK CEO on Times Radio. They’re concerned about the reputational damage of being involved with an unpopular Starmer policy.
October 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Playing Fallout 4 on Very Hard difficulty is a revelation. I'm also playing without any mods or exploits. The first few hours are tough because almost any enemy can kill you in one hit, including bloatflies and radroaches, so you die a lot. But every time you level up and manage to venture a bit
October 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Peak Bluesky. 10/10 no notes
October 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Most of my life I've been a night owl, often falling asleep at dawn. But since hospital I've become a morning person. It started in hospital. I was on the top floor and my bed was next to a window and every morning I woke up in the dark amd waited for the sun to rise
October 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM