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@randomlies.bsky.social
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Your country should be doing all kinds of stuff for you actually
May 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I googled "houses that look surprised" and I'm glad I did.
April 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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They're called hummingbirds because they don't know the words to any of the bird songs.
April 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Bringing a cake to a knife fight.
February 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in
February 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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too dumb to actually do anything, too smart not to be filled with existential dread
January 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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One thing they don't tell you about getting older is just how often you lose your curser on your screen and can't find it for like ten seconds even when you frantically wiggle your mouse back and forth.
December 6, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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It is exhausting having to research and figure out everything from black plastics to best ventilation practices to COVID vaccine schedules, I know this is a wild idea but have we thought about creating publicly funded government bodies that could manage and regulate this stuff on our behalf
December 1, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now
December 2, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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What radicalized you? Comrade, I was told "Sharing is caring" as a child.
November 22, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 12:47 PM