All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Cops hate homeless people so much they locked the heated waiting area by my train stop. It's 20 degrees and snowing, and there's a free place for me to wait inside but instead I'm in the cold.

Laundry is the worst chore just because of the time commitment. I could literally clean my entire apartment in the time it takes to do 3 loads of laundry

Every episode of Poirot is great because he purposefully hangs around with a complete idiot who is astounded by everything he does and I support that

I just visited temu for the first time and that website is like crack. It feels like you're playing a slots machine.

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Why can't I save drafts? Sometimes I can't find the right words in the right order.

Spending 2 hours commuting to work on Christmas eve only to work 4 hours sucks. But this is the most peaceful I've ever seen the CTA during rush hour in my life.

If you are an artist struggling with a nagging discomfort or pain when you work.
Stop.
Go and get that shit checked out and start doing recommended, corrective exercises. It will not get better if you just push through. It will get worse and harder to correct. Please take care of yourself.

💙

i don't really have a problem with de'vondre campbell leaving the game last night. all the other players left eventually too. nobody's there now

i don't know shit about syria which is why i'm going to flip a coin andddd... defend the assad regime to my last breath!

I'm glad Hawkeye lost his family in Infinity War

Satin bedsheets are like flypaper for girlfriends. They are lured in by the shiny fabric and once she gets in bed she is never getting out.

Why would you compare yourself to a hallmark movie? That's like going on a date and comparing yourself to ted bundy.

I'm glad that somebody appreciates my Rainy Day Fantasy Contemporary Dance season and Pink Pilates Princess Hollywood Pop phase. It's nice to feel seen even if it is an AI vomiting buzz words.

Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits