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Holland
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i read a lot of books. she/her.
i got my seventh library card today and lemme tell you, it’s 10/10 on the self care scale.
September 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
sometimes poetry helps with the rough days
March 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
the person i am listening to a 2010s edm playlist and the person that uses excel every day are separate entities
January 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I tend to have pretty good timing. For example, I started getting therapy like four weeks ago.
January 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i love a good “the world is doomed” round of dominion
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
top reasons to read at breweries: you might be sitting next to a super cool spanish literature professor who sees what you’re reading and gives great recommendations for something to read next that i never would have picked up myself. i hope that guy has the best 2025.
December 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Don't forget that your New Year's resolutions don't necessarily have to be constructive. There's always revenge.
December 27, 2024 at 7:16 PM
it’s been a long week, i just want to cuddle up with some tea and my copy of the atlas of the irish revolution and i don’t think that’s too much to ask
December 6, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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I will therapize the reader via this fanfic
December 6, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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Buy your loved-ones lotsa banned books for the holidays.
December 5, 2024 at 2:11 PM
shoutout to whoever came up with the feature for “add to jam” for spotify without informing the person listening to music, my partner just got to discover GloRilla unexpectedly
November 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
also, i am now my friends go-to for unhinged romance/fantasy books and this is the kind of niche i belong in.
November 20, 2024 at 7:53 PM
i went on a stress fueled post election crocheting spree but didn’t have it in me to do even a semi complicated pattern and long story short, i now have a mountain of granny squares.
November 20, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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I lament the political grifters that just joined Bluesky but I absolutely celebrate all the normal people who have just joined Bluesky. All the people responding to movie trailers with “wow! Looks neat!” and taking pictures of their dinner? I love that shit you are my king and queen
November 19, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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Not being on twitter I only just saw the video of the Cal Poly student bonking a riot cop on the head with a water cooler jug and it really does make a satisfyingly resonant bonk. Bonk bonk bonk lmao
April 27, 2024 at 7:18 PM
currently using this book as an instruction manual for my life
July 7, 2023 at 2:29 PM
i always consider it living my best life when i sit in my backyard with a 90s bbq playlist and my dog, so today is top tier.
July 4, 2023 at 10:09 PM
do i want to finish the most recent season of the witcher? yes. will i any time soon because Henry Cavill won’t be in it anymore after this? no. the looming disappointment is haunting me.
July 1, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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No one on earth can stop me except the bacteria in my gut biome
May 25, 2023 at 6:41 PM
i ventured back onto twitter today as a lurker (to get updates on SCOTUS opinions from this morning) and yikes on bikes.
May 25, 2023 at 3:45 PM
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My Very Dear Wife:
Having conquered Philadelphia, the Swifties now prepare to cross the river. Indications are very strong in a few days, perhaps to-morrow. Lest I should not write you again, I wish to warn you of their good cheer and sick beats.
Lovingly,
Jacob
May 14, 2023 at 3:59 PM
If downing multiple cups of coffee instead of simply getting adequate sleep is wrong, then I’m basically hosed because this is how I survive now.
May 11, 2023 at 2:27 PM